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35 Work Tweets From This Week That Are A Lot Funnier Now That The 4th Of July Weekend Is Here

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I’ve been counting down the clock since Tuesday. This week had that specific pre-holiday drag where everyone knows nothing real is getting done but we’re all pretending anyway, showing up, opening laptops, and waiting for someone to officially call it. I took tomorrow off work, which means today felt like the longest Friday of my life even though it’s only July 3rd.

For anyone still working this weekend, I don’t know what to tell you except that the hot dogs will still be there when you get off. The work tweets from this week understood the assignment. Best enjoyed from a lawn chair.

1.

Man walking to work in a rain-soaked amusement park on July 3rd.
via twitter

2.

Twitter post by FIORE about farting at work and not caring anymore.
via twitter

3.

A woman smiling with a caption about leaving work early for the holiday weekend.
via twitter

4.

A tweet from Tanya saying she's late for work and hates her job.
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5.

Adam Karpiak's tweet about Europeans on leave and Americans having surgery.
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6.

Everyone at work today with a meme about running out of time.
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7.

Beastmode LinkedIn entry for Stanford University campus tour Jan-Feb 2015.
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8.

Twitter post by jay about boredom at work and doing the job right.
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9.

Woman pouring wine into a glass with a humorous expression.
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10.

My 45 year old boss just typed >_< in our department wide chat.
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11.

Comparison of empty office cubicles on July 3rd and July 4th with fireworks on TV.
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12.

Tweet by Butt Jones about pooping during work hours and PTO.
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13.

A person is looking at their phone with a caption about job applications and calls.
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14.

Twitter post by shannon about copywriting and facilities maintenance.
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15.

The apocalypse preheating rn and you want me to write a cover letter?.
via twitter

16.

Twitter post by mau about monitoring a situation while touching base.
via twitter

17.

When I mess up I just think about how someone went to work one day and did Chernobyl.
via twitter

18.

Person with long hair and glasses, looking tired after one hour at work.
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19.

Lesbian wife guy tweet about Microsoft Outlook and the Torment Portal.
via twitter

20.

Meghan's tweet about joining a work call to sound good, with her Twitter handle.

21.

Employeeup tweet about maintaining thoughts on the matter with emojis.

22.

Woman in pink outfit sitting on park bench, smiling, with a hand raised.
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23.

Retired Trapper's tweet about companies making it seem unethical to work only for money.
via twitter

24.

Zoom meeting chat about rescheduling due to audio issues.
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25.

First-mate prance's tweet about rubbing sticks and battling with Excel.

26.

Twitter post from 1997 FORD FIESTA about European coworker and morning chat.
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27.

Quote about meeting deadlines and manipulating yourself at a coffee shop.
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28.

Ron Iver's tweet about laugh reacts and celebrities.
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29.

Patches O'Houlihan's tweet about work and day off.
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30.

IT employees when restarting the device doesn’t fix the issue.
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31.

Tweet about avoiding burnout at work with the 30-30 rule.
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32.

Parody CEO tweet about luxury suite after long travel and meetings.
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33.

Lindsey's tweet about struggling to take time off work and feeling like quitting.
via twitter

34.

Screenshot of a tweet by Custard Smingleigh about email and Slorp.
via twitter

35.

Working 5 days just to be free for 48 hours, with Lisa Simpson looking tired.
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