Twitter post by alexa about Taylor and Travis's wedding and 4th of July pool party.

40 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week And Possibly Ever (July 5, 2026)

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The 4th of July weekend just ended, and everyone’s still a little fried from it. There were weddings, there were fireworks, there were baked beans falling on strangers on the Amtrak, and somewhere in there Taylor Swift got married and people had a lot of feelings about that too.

It was a lot of weekend for three days. The heat didn’t help. Neither did the fact that most people had a day off and spent it either recovering or doing exactly the kind of chore they’d been putting off since June.

Women on Twitter this week were working with a lot of material, and they made good use of it.

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Humans domesticated pigeons, then abandoned them - meme on booty shorts.
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Twitter post by bald ann dowd about pairing tank tops with jorts.
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Twitter post by dakota about thrifting and potential in washed-up items.
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Twitter post by anna about medieval times and her knight.
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I bet the twin baby deer in your yard are scared to death with these fireworks. Me: ugh I know.
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