35 Funny Notes From Kids That Were Funnier Than They Intended
Kids are the best deadpan comedians alive, and they don’t even know it. It’s a shame. They’re not trying to be funny, they’re just saying exactly what they mean with no filter and zero awareness of how it lands, which is somehow funnier than anything a person could write on purpose.
A full-grown adult can spend an hour trying to think of a joke, and a six-year-old will destroy them with a handwritten note and a crayon drawing that wasn’t even supposed to be funny.
There’s no punchline, no setup, just a child with a pencil and a thought they needed to get out.
Kids say the darndest things, but they also write the darndest notes.
1. “Found Out My Kid Had This On His School Classroom Wall All Year”
2. “A Letter From My Daughter”
3. “I Think I’m Raising A Good Kid”
“For my birthday yesterday, my oldest (he’s almost 11) led me on a Post-it note scavenger hunt around the house until I finally found his actual present under the bathroom sink. The little guy actually gave me $20 of his own money so I could get myself something I enjoy. Pretty proud of his generosity (although I might slip some of this back into his piggy bank later). Also, I’m pretty flattered that stick-figure me has so many muscles and so much hair.”
4. “This Kid”
5. “I Leave A Pad Of Paper In My Son’s Lunchbox So He Can Tell Me What He Liked Or Didn’t Like In His Lunch. Yesterday He Wrote Me This Note”
6. “My Kid Left A Note For Me In The Fridge”
7. “Kids Say The Darndest Things!”
8. “My Kid Got Mad At Me And Decided To Write Me A Couple Of Notes To Express His Feelings”
9. “My 12 Year Old’s Sense Of Humor”
10. “My Little Sister Left This Note On My Dresser Today”
11. “The Duality Of Fatherhood (Valentine’s Edition). One Of These Valentine’s Notes Is From My 13-Year-Old. The Other Is From My 8-Year-Old”
12. “This Kid Is Going Places”
13. “Ask 8 Year-Old Daughter To Unload The Dishwasher, She Writes Me This Note On Her Dry-Erase Board”
14. “Playdate Demands”
15. “Mashed Potatos”
16. “Love Notes From An 8-Year-Old”
17. “One Of The Blankets Fell Down From My Daughter’s Fort Overnight. I Didn’t Know I Needed To Wake Up And Fix It, So This Is The Note I Got This Morning”
18. “A Note I Wrote To My Mom When She Told Me To Stop Asking Questions And Go To Bed”
19. “What Sweet Little Notes Have You Been ‘Graced’ With From Your Kids ?”
“My oldest, who seems to remove an item from his list of foods that he will consume, surprisingly enjoyed peaches for the first time earlier this week. So I thought this was a win. Fast forward a few days: I go out and buy more peaches (fruit cups) to pack in his lunch. Well, the fruit cup came home, along with a note for me. This kid is going places in life. Just don’t buy peaches.”
20. “Wow. The Room Will Never Be Vacuumed Again!”
21. “Camp Requires Kids To Write A Letter Home After The First Week”
22. “You Are Not Smart Because You Don’t Believe In Unicorns”
23. “I Will Pay You”
24. “My Brother Found A Note I Wrote About Him In The Old Family Car. I Was 9 At The Time”
25. “12 Yo Notes From First Day Of Class”
26. “Please Enjoy My Brother’s Runaway Note From A Few Years Back”
27. “We Have An 8-Year-Old Forger In My House. Note ‘I’ Wrote To My 12-Year-Old Son”
28. “My Mom Dug Up This Old Note I Wrote For The Tooth Fairy, If You’re Wondering, Yes She Understood And I Got My 25c”
29. “My 8 Year Old Daughter Left Us A Note On The Fridge”
30. “A Letter My Younger Brother And I Wrote For My Mom After She Started Working At Our Elementary School”
31. “Our Middle Little Sure Loves Turkey Bacon! LOL”
32. “The Note To The Tooth Fairy My Little Sister Wrote”
33. “My Kid’s Notes To Each Other”
34. “Im Sorry I Burped In Your Face”
35. “Dear God”
