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34 Food Tweets That Fell Right Off The Funny Bone

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Food. It’s the one thing every single person on this planet has in common. I don’t care who you are, where you’re from, or what you believe — at some point today, you’re going to eat something, and if you’re anything like me, it’s going to be one of the best parts of your day.

I love eating more than almost anything in the world. Salty, sweet, spicy, sour — I don’t discriminate. A perfect bowl of ramen? Yes. A gas station hot dog at 2 a.m.? Also yes.

I truly believe food is the great unifier. We can argue about anything and everything, but sit two people down over a good meal and suddenly we’re all just humans who really, really like tacos.

And nowhere is our collective obsession with food more beautifully documented than on Twitter, where people say the things we’re all thinking between bites.

So loosen your belt, grab a snack (you know you want to), and enjoy these tweets from people who understand that eating isn’t just survival — it’s a lifestyle.

1.

Jasmine Carter's tweet about preferring pasta and avoiding politics.
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A hamster with a purple mouth surrounded by strawberries and cherries.
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Ester Mae's tweet about focusing less on agonies and more on pastries.
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Molly's tweet about bloating, tiredness, and enjoying activities with chips.
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Lisa Fox tweet about economy and food, mentioning free bread, appetizer, dinner, and lunch.
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Three ice cream bowls with cartoon characters and text, on a table near a window.
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Vacation boy's tweet about husband's hot dog counter on phone.
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A humorous tweet about trying to take items out of the refrigerator without moving others.
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Comparison of two signs about ham, one says 'There are NO LIMITS on the HAM'S' and the other says 'S.
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Screenshot of tweets about recipes and drama, with humorous comments.
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My favorite part about hotel breakfasts is how they end at 7 am.
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Tweet about buying frozen pizza, cutting it, and saving leftovers for later.
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Funny tweet about accidentally serving a lady spinach artichoke dip thinking it was broccoli and Che.
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14.

A tweet about eating cheese directly from the fridge at 3 am.
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Kayla Shaner tweet about eating chicken fingers and getting ice cream.
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Twitter post by Liam about eating veggies with tomato and lettuce in a crunchwrap supreme.
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Thoughts on controversial foods: pineapple on pizza, candy corn, ketchup on eggs, cilantro, blacklic.
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Funny text about peanut butter in a car trunk and a police officer.
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19.

Twitter post by Richard Bratby about cooking frustrations.
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Twitter post about France and a fried ham sandwich with an egg.
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21.

Quote about The Lord of the Rings and baking potatoes in a Hobbit hole.
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22.

A cocktail menu with a humorous drink named Britney SPRITZ, sent by a niece from Portugal.
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23.

Twitter post about microwave popcorn timeline with humorous commentary.
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24.

Humorous tweet about gender identity and Kraft Mac and Cheese.
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Getting invited to an ice cream social is conflicting because there's the ice cream, but also the s.
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26.

Twitter conversation about raw chicken and rotisserie chicken.
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27.

Tweet about cat named Cookie and her monthly flea tick medication called Revolution.
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28.

First day as professor, discussing uncomfortable ideas and a pop tart calzone.
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29.

Twitter post by @botticellibimbo about dessert menu aversion.
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30.

Twitter post by Miranda Summers Lowe about funeral and coupons.
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31.

Twitter post by trash jones about spending 4 hours on a meal that should take 30 minutes.
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32.

Gabe's tweet about Frank Ocean and hotdog water sharing the same name.
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33.

Drew Monson's tweet about making Mac & Cheese without looking at the box.
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34.

People who forget to eat are amazing to me. I miss one meal and I’m burning bridges.
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