30 Trees Eating Things They Had No Business Eating
A tree fell down in my neighborhood during the storms last week and I was genuinely bummed about it, which made me stop and ask myself if I’m a tree guy now. I think I might be. I’m pro-nature in general, so when I see trees slowly reclaiming something humans built and left unattended, I find it funny more than anything. A bike locked to a pole twenty years ago, now half inside a trunk. A stop sign that’s been slowly absorbed into the bark over a decade.
Nature just keeps going and doesn’t ask anyone’s permission, which is kind of admirable. These trees are eating things that had it coming.
1. “No, Please Litter”
2. “Building eater”
3. “The call is coming from inside the tree.”
4. “Trees eating other tree”
5. “Tire in a tree”
6. “Girlfriend asked if it was eating the fence or sitting on it like a bench”
7. “Trees ‘Eating’ Trees…”
8. “Someone and their chainsaw are going to be in for a nice surprise sometime in the future”
9. “Children”
10. “Insane”
11. “Not my work.”
12. “I think it was a Studebaker”
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14. “From the streets of Mazatlán Mexico”
15. “Trees eating rock”
16. “Spotted in Boulder, CO”
17. “OM NOM NOM”
18. “rock stuck in roots”
19. “A tree grew through this old buket”
20. “Yummy rock!”
21. “Tree eating yummy street light”
22. “Was bottle hunting…”
23. “Tree munchin’ on a gravestone”
24. “Saw this on my walk yesterday!”
25. “Excited to find one myself!!”
26. “Big Munch!”
27. “Hungry gentleman”
28. “Almost Got It”
29. “Tree eating a ‘no parking’ sign”
30. “Tree eating sign from 1976”
