People Can’t Stop Joking About The Cyclosporiasis Outbreak Currently Wrecking America’s Salads (35 Funny Tweets)
There’s a stomach parasite going around right now that’s turned lettuce into public enemy number one, and Twitter has, predictably, decided to cope through humor instead of quietly retiring the side salad like the rest of us. Cyclosporiasis has hit dozens of states this summer, health officials are side-eyeing bagged greens, and somehow “the diarrhea parasite” became a fully workshopped bit within about 48 hours.
People are out here sourcing their own diarrhea through lactose intolerance, ranking their symptoms against Taco Bell’s baseline, and turning grocery runs into a game of poopoo roulette.
Here are the funniest reactions to the outbreak currently making everyone rethink their Caesar salad.
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