37 Oddly Specific Tweets From Folks Who Probably Should Have Someone Check In On Them
I’ve been on Twitter since back when we were all answering the question “What are you doing?” with complete sincerity, so believe me — I’ve done my fair share of oversharing. I once live-tweeted my own food poisoning. I know the game.
But even I have to tip my hat to the folks in this list. There’s a special breed of tweet that’s so oddly specific, so weirdly detailed, that you can’t tell if it’s an elaborate joke or a genuine cry for help. Nobody just invents a story about crying in a Costco parking lot over a rotisserie chicken at 9 AM on a Tuesday. That level of detail isn’t fiction — that’s lived experience, my friends.
So scroll on and enjoy these unhinged little confessions. And to everyone featured below: I’m not laughing at you, I’m laughing with you. Mostly because I’ve been you.
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