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37 Funniest Tweets Of All Time From Monday (July 20, 2026)

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Today marks the anniversary of the 1969 moon landing, the day Neil Armstrong took his famous “one small step” and Buzz Aldrin followed him out onto the lunar surface while Michael Collins circled above, probably wondering if anyone would remember his name too. Back on Earth, here’s what Twitter’s been up to.

It’s kind of funny that the same species capable of landing on the moon is also the species responsible for half the nonsense in today’s funniest tweets.

We can put a man on a giant rock 238,000 miles away, and yet somehow can’t stop tweeting about feudal lords with OCD and Costco employee-of-the-month lore. That’s humanity for you, brilliant in one breath, hilariously unhinged in the next.

Here are the funniest tweets today, moon landing energy not included.

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Humorous tweet about ham slices on a child's shoes with a blue couch in the background.
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Side-by-side photos of Taco Bell, one outside and one inside with food and drink.
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Illustration of a woman with long wavy hair, wearing a white toga and gold accessories.
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Twitter post about a dad working at Costco and turning off the register.
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Person's finger trying to slide the airplane mode on an airplane screen.
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Eruption on Mount Etna in Sicily creates a flaming phoenix effect in the sky.
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Person holding two sunscreen bottles over a table with food and vegetables.
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Twitter post by Andrew Guenther about TSA rules and regional dialects.
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Woman crying with text 'The ride stopped' over her face.
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