35 Funniest Tweets Of All Time From Tuesday (July 21, 2026)
Today is National Junk Food Day, which is essentially society’s one formal, guilt-free permission slip to eat chips, candy, and fast food without a single ounce of remorse. It’s a low bar as far as holidays go, but also one of the most honest ones on the calendar. No pretending, no faux self-improvement angle, just straight-up “go eat garbage today, you’ve earned it.”
There’s something almost refreshing about a holiday that doesn’t ask you to be a better person, it just wants you to be able to enjoy a bag of chips without spiraling about it afterward.
In that same unbothered spirit, here’s today’s funniest tweets, no self-improvement angle here either, just the ones worth your undivided attention for the next five minutes.
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