30 Funniest Tweets Of All Time From Tuesday (July 28, 2026)
Today is National Milk Chocolate Day, which exists to celebrate the specific chocolate that dark chocolate snobs love to look down on despite it being objectively more fun to eat. It’s also the day Netflix was officially founded back in 1998, which started out as a DVD-by-mail company and somehow evolved into the reason nobody leaves the house anymore.
In honor of Netflix’s birthday and National Milk Chocolate Day happening on the same date, today feels like the universe endorsing a couch, a blanket, and something sweet within arm’s reach. Today’s funniest tweets fit that same low-effort, high-reward energy.
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