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25 Funniest Tweets Of All Time From Thursday (July 30, 2026)

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It’s National Cheesecake Day and National Intern Day, which means somewhere out there an intern is eating cake standing up over the office sink and calling it lunch.

Twitter delivered today, funny in a way that made scrolling feel less like a waste of time. I pulled the tweets that actually got a laugh out of me instead of a passive like. Here’s Thursday’s batch.

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Screenshot of a message about new Taco Bell items with images of chicken burrito and taco.
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A red dress in plastic packaging on a table, with a tweet about receiving it in the mail.
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Two coins, one thick and one thin, on a marble surface.
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Cartoon woman walking with a bag, captioned 'im outta here...'.
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Eggs in an egg carton with a tweet about inertia of the egg carton.
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Shelf with eggs and a sign saying 'Happy Chickens Lay Happy Eggs' in a store.
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Text message conversation about a food order and a cancer center appointment.
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