30 Funniest Tweets Of All Time From Friday (July 31, 2026)
Today’s a packed one on the calendar, National Avocado Day, National Mutt Day, and somehow a full slate of tweets about grocery store etiquette and diarrhea lettuce bugs, which feels about right for Friday.
Someone’s out here refusing to drink water just to keep a horse company. Someone else got legitimately concerned that people stopped using frozen peas as ice packs. A six-year-old asked his dad to lie next to him so he wouldn’t have to fall asleep alone, then immediately roasted him for breathing too loud. None of it makes sense together, and all of it made me laugh.
These are the funniest tweets from Friday, July 31, 2026.
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