30 Funniest Tweets Of All Time From Monday (August 3, 2026)
August has arrived, and immediately decided to keep summer’s momentum going. It’s National Watermelon Day, plus National Grab Some Nuts Day, which feels like a joke Twitter wrote for itself before anyone else got the chance.
Summer’s still fighting to hang on, back-to-school ads are already creeping into my feeds, and the heat hasn’t let up even a little. Somewhere in the middle of all that, Twitter kept doing what it does best.
These are the funniest tweets from today.
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