30 Funny Tweets Everyone Should’ve Read This Week (August 8, 2026)
I have no plans today, which is one of my favorite feelings there is. No work, no nothing. Just a wide open stretch of nothing, and it’s becoming more valuable the older I get.
Weekdays don’t offer that kind of freedom. Today’s a day with nothing going on, except for some relaxing and reading this week’s funniest tweets.
Here’s hoping your day stays exactly as empty as it sounds.
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