Instagram post by sarah.tiana about The Odyssey and her husband.

30 Relationship Posts That Are Painfully, Hilariously Accurate

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I’ve known my wife for 10 years, so there’s pretty much nothing left to learn about each other at this point. There aren’t as many surprises the longer you’re together. Once it’s all out there, the funny stuff comes naturally, there’s so much fodder to choose from. There’s a history and level of vulnerability you just don’t have when you’re newly dating.

She’s not on Twitter, though, so I’ve never caught her tweeting funny things about me or our relationship. Now that would be a surprise, and a funny one at that.

Couples with a sense of humor always have something to say, and these posts are just the most recent ones that made us laugh.

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My wife when it's time to put on the fitted sheet.
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Instagram post by sarah.tiana about The Odyssey and her husband.
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Man with beard and messy hair, looking up, with text about eating cheese puffs at midnight.
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My fiancé said 'reminder to watch your face' before I jumped into a zoom call.
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People get so excited when I tell them I met my boyfriend at a party.
via twitter

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Humorous post about wife pooping at home and risking her life.
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A tweet from Matty says 'A throuple but one person just handles logistics'.
via twitter

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Funny post about a couple's humorous interaction involving whispering and coughing.
via twitter

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A bear raiding a fridge in a kitchen, looking for butter.
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Man in suit with caption about legal authority, sitting in front of American flag.
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Funny story about a husband ordering a steak and a waiter comparing it to winning an argument.
via twitter

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My husband looked at me and said, 'don't get mad, it's time to wax your mustache.'.
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My husband telling me not to worry when I've already worried myself into another dimension is how I.
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Derek Heckman tweet about seltzer brands and his wife making a tired sound.
via twitter

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Text message saying Bro(romantically) this protein pudding is fire!!!.
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A hand gently touching a small puppy's head, with the puppy lying on a blanket.
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Text message exchange about art with a funny drawing of a woman and a centipede.
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Instagram post by directedbychamp_ about marriage and sleep.
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A tweet about asking a boyfriend if he'd still love her with diarrhea forever.
via twitter

20.

A social media post showing a message from michelleclclark about his wife having internet access.
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21.

Instagram post by katiehanniganforever about dating and age.
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22.

How far is too far to turn around after leaving your husband at the restaurant?.
via twitter

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My Husband in the middle of a serious conversation. Me on his arm for no reason.
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She was rare, like a husband who throws his dirty clothes in the laundry basket instead of on the flo.
via twitter

25.

My husband is using the peloton and all I can hear is him breathing heavily and singing Since U Been.
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26.

Social Outcast tweet about in-laws and salads for dinner.
via twitter

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My husband fed me wine yesterday without being asked. Then put the kids to bed so I could watch a mo.
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Twitter post by DaddyJew: hating the same people is a love language.
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My husband is gonna realize just how funny I am once I die and he actually looks at the memes I send.
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Lady Lawya's tweet about her husband playing blackjack and wanting to cash out.
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