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35 Funniest Tweets From Women That Made Us Laugh This Week (August 16, 2026)

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I think one reason so many women are hilarious online is that they notice everything. Nothing gets past them. A weird thing their husband did six months ago? Filed away. Something another woman said in a Target bathroom? Permanently stored. A bizarre interaction with a stranger that lasted four seconds? That’s a tweet before they even get home.

The funniest women on Twitter have a way of spotting tiny, ridiculous details about everyday life and turning them into jokes that make you wonder why you never noticed them yourself.

This week was no different. Here are funny tweets from women that nailed it this week.

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Twitter post by Jen about girls in flannels and her misplaced axe.
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Tweet about dad's comment on professor and dumb questions.
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Tweet about shopping at TJ Maxx or Marshall's to save money.
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Twitter post about a child calling a peacock a chicken butterfly.
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Twitter post by pinkie about turning a pimple into an open wound.
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Caitlin's tweet about fake 'remember this device' buttons on websites.
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Yellow 'Man on Site' caution sign in front of a door, with luggage nearby.
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Lady at CVS asked if I'm having a good day while buying anti-chafing gold bond.
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Tweet about NYC subway air freshener incident at 8:19AM.
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Twitter post about missing a Dutch friend who used to manipulate transporting things.
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Twitter post about sisters at a local dive bar and playing sister song on touch tunes.
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Tweet about stomach rumble and husband's response, from '35 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week (A.
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Tweet from gum about weather app becoming part of daily routine as she gets older.
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Tweet about being kicked out of Olive Garden for saying 'Yes Daddy'.
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Trying to "put myself out there" for the first time at 25. Can I have some of your hair?.
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Tweet about a woman named Mychart blowing up the phone.
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Friend had a medical thing while we were at the beach so I was hanging out in the ER in a bikini.
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19.

Quote from a 7-month-old about being dropped at the orphanage and tortured by getting dressed.
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Twitter post by @evilclaire about iron levels and ending a relationship.
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21.

A tweet about noticing a girl getting her nails done and mimicking her posture.
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22.

A tweet from Christin about her boyfriend ignoring her warning about Moneyball.
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23.

A tweet about meeting a deaf and blind dog named Helen Yeller.
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24.

Advertisement with a gaming console and controller saying 'Smash your brothers'.
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25.

Twitter post by Beautiful Normal Woman about honesty and comedy.
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26.

A humorous tweet about streaming services and movie costs.
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27.

Agent Bubblegum tweet about team and AI agents with a pink border.
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28.

Emily Zanotti tweet about her daughter's favorite activity being poking her baby bump.
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29.

Mariana Z's tweet about hitting 'C' and 'CE' on her calculator.
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30.

A tweet about an 68-year-old mother helping her 94-year-old grandma recover from an email hack.
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Twitter post by Caitie Delaney about visiting hometown and ghostly trauma.
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32.

Black Girl tweet about telling people mid convo to land the plane.
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A tweet about dating older men and sending a gif with a humorous response.
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Twitter screenshot of a humorous exchange about Germany and sleep.
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Twitter post by mary about giving old razzle dazzle for personal reasons.
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