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40 Dumb Tweets That Are Funnier Than They Should Be

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I think dumb jokes deserve more respect. Anyone can spend three hours carefully crafting some brilliant piece of comedy, but making me laugh with a sentence that sounds like it was written while waiting for a Hot Pocket to cool down? That’s a gift.

The best funny and/or dumb tweets have an almost effortless quality to them. You read one, laugh, and then realize there’s nothing to explain. It’s just perfectly dumb. These tweets are random, ridiculous, occasionally clever, and exactly the sort of nonsense that reminds me why I continue scrolling through the internet when I could be doing literally anything else.

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My gynecologist follows me on Instagram, I really do not know what else he wants to see.
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Stacked plastic food containers with cereal and milk, caption about roommate meal prep.
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Twitter post by rishi! about feeling bad when overtaking an old person on the sidewalk.
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Twitter post by Sam Saulsbury about buying coffee for the next guy.
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Twitter conversation about chocolate empire and PR crisis with kids dying in factory.
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Twitter post by katie about Sigmund Freud's friends and their reactions.
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7.

A humorous Twitter exchange about Bigfoot and a chef.
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Dolphin holding a 'Will you marry me' sign, with a woman and man in water.
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9.

Twitter post by Jon about graduating as a dentist and opinions on toothpaste.
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10.

Making small talk with a couple, asking if they've cheated on each other.
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11.

Funny tweet about office work and manual labor from kitty pavlova.
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12.

Why is wearing a hat as someone who doesn't usually wear hats so difficult and humiliating?.
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13.

A tweet about a couple arguing over mustard in the fridge and sandwiches.
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Tweet by Michael Guy Bowman about the Beatles' band members' names.
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Twitter post comparing a lunar eclipse on Earth to a moon eclipse on Mars.
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16.

Object in a painted background in a cartoon that you know is supposed to move at some point.
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A tweet by Bummer T. Vibes, Esq about a car buddy who said 'follow me' and then ran a yellow light.
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18.

Cell phone... self own... they have played us for absolute fools.
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19.

Last night my boyfriend got drunk and told me if I tried to kiss him he would call his 'woman' and I.
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20.

Twitter exchange about Avengers and Hulk throwing a car, with a serious man in a suit.
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21.

Kyle's tweet praising someone's natural manners and appearance.
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22.

Instagram post showing a humorous conversation about printing a black and white document.
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23.

Girl crying during French exam, teacher says it's okay, girl can't breathe.
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24.

Jaiya's tweet about success and not wasting 3 hours after work.
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25.

Twitter post by Guy Matthews about a nightmare involving Spotify and Ed Sheeran.
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26.

Tweet by Casey: when a toddler drives a truck up your leg, it's a sign of great respect in their cul.
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27.

Funny tweet about a video game idea involving a gorilla named Donkey.
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28.

Tweet about doing dishes and thinking about the sink helping with water.
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29.

A tweet about meeting a deaf and blind dog named Helen Yeller.
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30.

Accusing a real person with 6 fingers of being AI.
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31.

A tweet by jon regetti about a waiter performing an incredible power move.
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32.

Homeless man shouted at me about stealing skills, I was scared.
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33.

Sheena's tweet about Lord of the Rings and horses, dated August 11.
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34.

Tweet about boyfriend returning home for holidays and his dad going to ER.
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35.

Ben Anderson's tweet about his dad working with Ted Bundy at Utah University.
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36.

Twitter post by @midsommar_stan asking about the Grinch's name, ethnicity, or job.
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37.

Twitter post by The Stride Piper about white guys and Imagine Dragons.
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38.

A tweet by sebastian castillo about Jesus Christ and human sin.
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39.

Tweet by average joe about children born when Shrek (2001) came out.
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40.

Ron Iver's tweet questions why meetings take 90 minutes when Shrek took that long to learn emotional.
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