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30 Funniest Tweets Of All Time From Friday (August 21, 2026)

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Nate ArmbrusterByNate Armbruster

By Friday afternoon, I’m no longer looking for anything useful online. I don’t want advice, breaking news, or a video explaining how I’ve been storing onions incorrectly my entire life. I just want a few good jokes before everyone quietly disappears for the weekend.

Luckily, the funniest tweets from Friday, August 21, 2026, gave us plenty to work with. Anyone still capable of being funny after five straight days of work deserves some recognition.

These are the funny tweets that helped drag us across the finish line this week. They won’t solve any of your problems, but neither will checking your email again. Whatever is waiting in there can become Monday’s problem.

1.

Tweet by Ed Blake about Mitch McConnell and the FDA.
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2.

Work husband work wife try having 4 work grandpas.
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3.

Tweet about stopping microwave with 10 seconds left to ensure food gets the point.
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4.

Hand holding a bag of gummy worms shaped like brooms, with other bags in the background.
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5.

Twitter post about not having a loud JBL and free Spotify, with a man blaring an ad for Chase secure.
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6.

Simon Holland's tweet about dinner plans and figuring out what to make.
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7.

Vanessa's tweet about porch pirate and furnace filter ownership.
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8.

A lemon wedge on a glass of dark soda, with a caption about being tired at work.
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9.

A tweet from @thereisnojayjay about a woman-owned flower shop called 'Women in STEM'.
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Twitter post by BEAVE about drinking caffeine past 8 pm in your 40s.
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12.

Two photos of an empty hotel lobby with modern design, showing a spacious, minimalistic space.
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13.

Twitter post about receiving a $300 card from an Aunt and being divorced 8 years.
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14.

Frog-shaped cupcakes with white icing eyes and red mouths on a display table.
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15.

Tweet by Boogie Harry about wearing a sweater in the morning and regretting it in the afternoon.
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16.

Photo of a dirty AirPod case and a clean one, with a black case.
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17.

Yves' tweet about Vaseline lasting 70 years in a container.
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18.

Two photos of a baking tray with burnt and unbaked cookie dough, posted in a tweet.
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19.

Twitter post by andy about dislike of days off when others are also off.
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21.

Man relaxing on a chair with eyes closed, smiling, enjoying leisure time.
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22.

Twitter post by Jameson Mothapo about buying ice-cream this weekend.
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23.

Screenshot of a chat conversation about using ChatGPT iMessage connector with hinge dates.
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24.

Tweet by Therm about saying 'my pleasure' to a girl and her not moving in 45 minutes.
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25.

Man watching a movie with a serious expression, holding a cigarette.
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26.

Super excited to transition from my summer black clothes to my fall black clothes.
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27.

Image of a black pickup truck under a highway overpass.
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28.

Tweet about coworker who borrowed charger and finally responded after three weeks.
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29.

Lady Lawya's tweet about streaming service costs and uncertainty.
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30.

Two photos of slop bowls with different meals, with a bottle of hot sauce and yogurt on the table.
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Nate Armbruster

Nate is a writer and stand-up comedian living in Chicago. He enjoys finding the internet’s funniest corners so you don’t have to.