35 Funniest Tweets Everyone Should’ve Read This Week (August 22, 2026)
Big plans for the weekend? Me neither. I briefly considered going outside, but then I remembered they have weather out there.
Instead, I’ll be catching up on all the funny tweets I missed while pretending to be productive this week. It turns out people had plenty to say about jobs, relationships, money, and the daily indignities of owning a human body. You know, the classics.
Some of these tweets were everywhere. Others deserved more attention before the internet moved on to whatever we’re mad about next. Either way, here are the funniest tweets everyone should’ve read this week.
Consider this your reward for making it to Saturday.
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