Kaze's tweet about locking in at 3pm after starting shift at 9am.

30 Funniest Work Tweets To Celebrate Surviving Another Week (August 22, 2026)

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You survived another week of employment. Please accept these funny tweets in place of the raise your company definitely isn’t giving you.

This week’s funniest work tweets playfully roast the strange experience of having a job when you’d rather be doing almost anything else. Bad bosses and poor career choices, plus plenty of people discovering new ways to look busy.

If you barely made it across the finish line this week, you’re in good company. Take a break and enjoy some workplace humor before Sunday night starts ruining everything.

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Funny tweet about disliking days off when others are also off.
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WFH is crazy cause you can just say 'my internet is being funny' and then go to the gym.
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3.

Work husband work wife try having 4 work grandpas.
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Kaze's tweet about locking in at 3pm after starting shift at 9am.
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A tweet by sarina about boredom leading to ambidexterity, with an image of a paper filled with 'A'.
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6.

Tweet by trash jones: direct reports? you mean my work children?.
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Tweet by @tropicalghost about getting 2 responses from jobs applied to.
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No Scorpio Slander tweet about misspelling a name in an email.
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9.

Tweet about graduating college and realizing lighthouse keeper jobs are not jobs.
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10.

Too much availability kills your value… don’t show up to work tomorrow.
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11.

A tweet about Covid vaccine in 2021 and 255 unread work emails.
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Tweet by allie g about childhood and muting her mic.
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Interrupting team meeting to ask boss about star sign.
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14.

A drink garnished with a large lime wedge, with a humorous caption about work fatigue.
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Wesam's tweet asking if there's a job paying $200k to walk around.
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16.

Twitter post by Nadia about rewarding herself with a 3-day bender.
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17.

Funny tweet about giving notice at work and camera being turned on.
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18.

Girl at work asked if she could take a day off to see a concert, I said yes.
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19.

Tweet from erica: hey i quit your job for you do you wanna hangout.
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20.

Andy vs. tweet about punching coworkers who say Friday.
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21.

A pickup truck under a highway bridge with a humorous tweet about commuting.
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22.

Recall Microsoft outlook. How about that??.
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24.

People think lawyers argue all day; I spend 25 mins turning a PDF into a Word doc.
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25.

A tweet about a woman-owned flower shop called 'Women in STEM'.
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26.

Tweet from Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey about crime and minimum wage.
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27.

Coworker who 'borrowed' my charger finally responded after three weeks.
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28.

It's August 2026, why am I still hearing 'let me ask Claude' in meetings.
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29.

Tweet by Solly about working calmly and stress at work.
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30.

Funny tweet about a 16 or 17-year-old barista taking a $100 bill for a $5 order.
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