Sign indicating no public restroom due to horrific experiences.

70 Random Funny Signs People Actually Saw In The Wild

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Most signs are pretty boring. Stop. Exit. No parking. Wet floor. I understand why we need them, but nobody is pulling over to take a picture of a speed limit sign.

Every once in a while, though, you come across something special. A weird warning, a spelling error, or a business sign written by someone who clearly had some extra time that morning. Those are the signs worth documenting.

These random funny signs caught people’s attention for all the right reasons, and luckily they did what any responsible citizen would do: took a picture and put it on the internet.

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Employees must wash hands you should too but I am not your mother.
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Sign for ASAP Advanced Spa and Pool with a humorous message about aging.
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Sign says 'STOP WAIT 31 SECONDS' near train tracks with water and trees in background.
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No smoking, no dogs, and absolutely no smoking dogs sign with a dog illustration and a no-smoking no.
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Sign for toilets for competition use only at Royal Highland Show.
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Sign for Buffalo Hugs with an arrow pointing right, on a grassy area near a building.
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Want to Start YOGA? Start by bending over and picking up your dog poo.
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Due to horrific experiences, we no longer have a public restroom.
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Underwear must be worn with kilts when wind speeds exceed 25mph.
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Handwritten sign says 'No time for fancy poster because stress' with typed notes below.
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No parking on wharf. Cars will be launched sign near water.
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Billboard with quote: "Well, you did ask for a sign" -God.
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Soup of the day: Whiskey with H2O croutons on a chalkboard sign.
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Sign on wall says 'DO NOT BREATHE UNDER THE WATER' with a lifeguard sign above.
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Reminders from your child sign at a baseball field.
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Sign with safety message about donut eating and weightlifting accidents.
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Sorry We're OPEN sign in a window with construction in background.
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You can't make everyone happy. You're not ice cream.
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Sign says 'It's a great day to go outside and look at your phone'.
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Sign reading 'Our Aim Is To Keep The Toilets Clean "YOUR AIM WILL HELP"' on a gray tiled floor.
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Official intergalactic spaceport sign with UFO and alien, authorized from 10PM to 7AM.
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Sign on a chair says 'Please do not throw stones at this sign thank you'.
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Sign for Mt. Pleasant Brethren in Christ Church with humorous message about rain and Noah.
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Plant support center with plant stakes, ties, labels, and tree care products.
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Notice sign saying 'Erection in Progress' with construction logos and rainbow colors.
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Sign for Chinese restaurant with humorous rules about buffet eating.
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We have live music tomorrow evening at 4 the 22 o'clock.
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Sign reads 'This post was fact checked. It is in fact a post.' near a white fence and green grass.
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Yellow warning sign: Slow, Lost, Confused Tourists Crossing in front of historic building.
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Sign on trail asks, 'Are these your feces? You left on this trail!'.
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Gas prices at Local ZIP: Unleaded $2.78, Regular $2.34, Diesel $3.45. Sign says we have gluten free.
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Sign reads 'I'm so old my high school had a smoking area' outside a building.
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Sign in gym says if you're not strong enough, ask ladies at reception for help.
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Signs on a wall including 'Out of Order', 'The Freestyle machine saw someone drinking a Pepsi', 'New.
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Humorous sign indicating men's and women's restrooms with a twist.
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Dentistry sign with humorous message for cowards and list of dentists.
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Please Do Not Speak to the Sound Engineer. He is Deaf.
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Humorous warning sign with cow, UFO, and alien abduction text, next 13 miles.
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Sign on door says 'Please do not let the swan inside. He does not work here.' with a swan image.
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Sign for toilets with humorous instructions to wash hands, featuring arrows and icons.
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Sign on milk fridge: This milk is not for coffee. If you open it, you buy it. Thanks.
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Sign reading "Dude, Where's My Shirt?" above a display of books.
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Say what you will about the south but no one retires and moves up north.
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Sign says 'Don't let anyone ruin your day. You're an adult. Do it yourself.'.
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Sign saying having a dog named Shark at the beach was a mistake.
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Sign at animal hospital reads 'Dinosaurs never went to the vet, look what happened'.
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I HATE WHEN I GO OUT IN PUBLIC AND THE PUBLIC IS THERE.
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Sign says 'We Serve Coke Products at the bar, not in the toilet. We catch you, lifetime ban.'.
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Sign warning that unattended children will be given an energy drink and taught to swear.
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Hangovers only last for a day, memories last for a lifetime sign with beer mug and flamingo.
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Humorous road sign with a speed bump and pedestrian crossing.
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Sign asking not to drop cigarette butts, with a rabbit illustration, on a tree.
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Sign with rules: No boating, no fishing, no swimming. Ducks have laser beams attached to their heads.
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Sign reading 'The best thing to ever sit on your face' with glasses illustration.
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Do not kick the elevator buttons, please use your hands.
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Sign with a cartoon shark and boat captain, warning about short tow ropes.
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Warning sign says 'DANGER HOLE' near an open hole in the street.
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Note on door: Dear Mr. Postman, I have disinfected my flaps for you!.
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Recombobulation Area sign at airport with seating and travelers.
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Must sell sign on car window with humorous reasons: girlfriend's knocked-up, wife's PISSED.
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Sign offering free beer, spray foam insulation, with a joke about free beer.
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Is the forklift operator out of your trailer?.
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CANT HOLE insert rod into this hole to orientate pole while setting.
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Road sign says 'Right Lane Must Right Left' in a confusing way.
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Please do not flush anything except toilet paper.
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WiFi network info: Big Iron Guest, no password, handwritten sign on wood.
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Sign with rules about not throwing gum or tobacco in the toilet or trash.
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Chalkboard sign with humorous message about skinny people and eating sausage.
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Sign warns to watch for pot holes, sink holes, and holes in the road.
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Welcome Nope Drive Thru sign at a fast food restaurant.
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