Hollie Harris tweet about calling lotion 'putting on sauce' after her husband walked in.

30 Funniest Tweets Of All Time From Monday (August 24, 2026)

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Nate ArmbrusterByNate Armbruster

“Monday is proof that a weekend can be both two days long and somehow six minutes long.”

I don’t know who originally said that. Possibly Garfield. Maybe a tired person staring into the refrigerator at 7:15 this morning. Either way, they aren’t wrong.

Monday showed up again today with its demands, its unnecessary alarms, and the expectation that everyone is ready to circle back. Thankfully, the internet was already hard at work turning the whole experience into jokes.

The funniest tweets from Monday, August 24, 2026, include painfully relatable observations, specific complaints, and several thoughts that should probably have remained private. They won’t make Tuesday arrive any faster, but they might help you avoid doing anything productive for the next ten minutes. That’s that’s about as much as we can ask from a Monday.

1.

Charlie Ledger tweet about emails not killing you, on a Monday morning.

2.

Tweet from Ana about reaching the age where 'going out' means Costco, Target, and expensive coffee.

3.

Photo of a Lay's French Onion Dip container and a hand holding the opened dip.

4.

People singing happy birthday to you feels like a real life unskippable ad.

5.

Tweet by Eric Baudour about letting a cat out on the airplane for free drinks.

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Hollie Harris's tweet about calling lotion 'putting on sauce' after her husband walked in.

7.

Twitter post by carter hambley about his grandfather passing away.

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Twitter post by broti gupta about trying for number 2 due to constipation.

10.

Tweet from Pumpkin Escobar about buying celery for a recipe.

11.

Twitter post about life being bad because no $20 in pockets anymore.

12.

Remote workers resting on a boat after sending 4 emails, one looking tired, the other relaxing.

13.

Jenna's tweet about her 3-year-old interrupting her conversation.

14.

A woman accused the user of being a ghost; user responded with 'ooooh'.

15.

Mo Mohler's tweet about plastic surgery and DoorDash driver surprise.

16.

Tweet by Skurt Vonnegut about finding a video of his own funeral while browsing Tubi.

17.

Jasmine's tweet about Trader Joe's worker saying I can't fit in her bag.

18.

Bite mark on the fly machine at the YMCA.

19.

Tweet about adult motion sickness in cars, with a sad face emoji.

20.

Tweet by abolish_jess about ordering from a company and multiple emails per day.

21.

Sign on door says 'WOMAN OWNED BY A PRIOR EMPLOYEE' with a reflection of a woman outside.

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Justin Boldaji's tweet about trouble with debit card scanner and cashier.

24.

People should start saying the hex code of their favorite color instead of just saying 'I like pink'.

25.

Twitter post by user 'larry davids mistress' about abusing a microphone and forcing people to listen.

26.

Tweet about debating whether to text 'lol' or 'lmao' and losing 4 minutes of life.

27.

Twitter post by Feral Ferrell about two cents and pennies.

28.

Tweet by @delonperc about letting employees play outside and then commit embezzlement.

29.

Twitter post by Demeter_Erinia about bugs outside and inside.

30.

Kenzi's tweet about wearing a breathe right strip for the first time.
Nate Armbruster

Nate is a writer and stand-up comedian living in Chicago. He enjoys finding the internet’s funniest corners so you don’t have to.