In honor of Dolly Parton, I'm working 9-5.

25 Funniest Tweets Of All Time From Tuesday (August 25, 2026)

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The internet usually moves on from big news before most of us have even figured out what happened, but today’s news about Dolly Parton feels different. She was one of those rare famous people nearly everyone seemed to genuinely like. She was funny, talented, generous, and somehow remained completely herself through decades of fame.

Dolly Parton died Tuesday at 80, leaving behind an incredible catalog of music, movies, jokes, and the Imagination Library, which gave millions of children free books. It’s difficult to imagine American culture without her in it.

Today’s collection is normally just a place to waste a few minutes and laugh at strangers online. That still feels worthwhile, even on a sad day.

Here are of the funniest tweets from Tuesday, August 25, 2026.

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A tweet from BEAVE about a haunted house and sharing fun facts.
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Simon Holland's tweet about kids asking if their dad cried and thinking about math homework.
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Tweet by Case in honor of Dolly Parton, working 9-5.
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Humorous tweet about being kept logged in on a website.
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Tweet from Manda saying Elon Musk sounds like the name of a lesbian deodorant.
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Tweet by Skreddah about 10 likes not being a lot in a dollar general line.
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Mariana Z tweet about microwavable lunch instructions.
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Tweet by Ann Hedonia about falling asleep if sitting still too long.
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Twitter post by raina douris about scrolling on phone and learning.
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Miss Ally's tweet about being stopped by a traffic cop and a humorous question about Mist or Fog.
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Twitter post about Harry Potter's aunt and uncle's dislike for him.
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Everybody wears scrubs now. Don’t know if you’re a lash tech or a heart surgeon.
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Tweet by Caitie: nothing is more rude than a toilet flushing before you are done.
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Two photos of a couple at a bar and on the beach, smiling and happy.

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Twitter post by Harry about 99 likes and imagining 99 balloons.
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Tweet by Sydney Battle about opening a work document and seeing her name as editor.
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The tweet says 'The three stooges of grief' with a user handle @hum_dunkin.

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Twitter post about distrust in men, mentioning a tour guide and a hand gesture.

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Tweet by trash jones about voice memos being quick to send but long to listen to.
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Friend from high school just had a baby and I'm stressing out trying to plan my Minnesota State Fair.
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