Valentine's tweet about 10-minute alarms and love.

35 Funniest Tweets Of All Time From Thursday (August 27, 2026)

Add as a preferred source on Google

There’s a blood moon tonight, which feels a little dramatic for a Thursday. Apparently, nearly all of the moon will be covered during the partial lunar eclipse, giving it a reddish glow for anyone willing to look up from their phone.

I’ll probably miss it because I was reading tweets, but I’m sure someone will post a blurry picture taken through a window. That’s basically the same thing.

Until then, today’s news has been temporarily eclipsed by people making jokes online. A few tweets completely overshadowed the rest, while others were simply a bright spot during the darkest phase of the week. Thursday is almost over, the weekend is coming into view, and we’ve gathered the funniest tweets currently orbiting the internet.

1.

A person is holding a large, blue, inflatable dolphin in a room.
via twitter

2.

via twitter

3.

via twitter

4.

Young man with curly red hair smiling, wearing a gray sweater.
via twitter

5.

via twitter

6.

via twitter

7.

Curtains hanging on a window with a tweet about crying.
via twitter

8.

via twitter

9.

A cartoon of a hand pushing a rock with force, with a caption about a former lifeguard.
via twitter

10.

via twitter

11.

Tweet about protein powder with a photo of Idahoan mashed potatoes on a store shelf.
via twitter

12.

Twitter post about a grim reaper and a hired guy.
via twitter

13.

via twitter

14.

Family chat with news about celebrities passing away, causing humorous reactions.
via twitter

15.

via twitter

16.

via twitter

17.

via twitter

18.

via twitter

19.

via twitter

20.

Taylor's new album release date and Dolly Parton's final song locked in a box.
via twitter

21.

via twitter

22.

via twitter

23.

via twitter

24.

Humorous meme about celebrity posting restrictions with a child's surprised face and Macaulay Culkin.
via twitter

25.

via twitter

26.

via twitter

27.

via twitter

28.

via twitter

29.

via twitter

30.

via twitter

31.

via twitter

32.

via twitter

33.

via twitter

34.

via twitter

35.

via twitter