35 Funny Tweets Everyone Should’ve Read This Week (August 29, 2026)
Another week has come and gone, which is impressive because Tuesday lasted approximately nine business days.
The internet stayed busy finding new things to complain about, misunderstand, and turn into jokes before the rest of us even realized something had happened. It’s a valuable public service. I don’t need a detailed explanation of the week. I need one funny person to summarize it in 280 characters.
That includes the big stuff, the little stuff, and the extremely specific thoughts you didn’t know other people were also having. Here are this week’s best ones.
This week’s funniest tweets cover it all.
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