35 Funniest Tweets Of All Time From Tuesday (September 1, 2026)
September starting on a Tuesday feels like we skipped the beginning of something. There was no clean Monday reset, no chance to buy a new notebook and pretend we’re about to become a completely different person. The month just appeared while everybody was already working and wondering what happened to August.
We’re also entering that strange part of the year when stores are selling pumpkins, but it’s still hot enough to burn your hand on the steering wheel. You can buy a cinnamon candle, light it at home, and enjoy the cozy autumn smell while the air conditioner cranks on.
I’m not ready to call it fall yet. I’m barely ready to call it September. Fortunately, there are no seasonal requirements for laughing at strangers online. Here are today’s funniest tweets.
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