35 Funny Pizza Tweets That Deliver A Slice Of Humor
I’ve never regretted ordering too much pizza. I have regretted ordering too little and watching someone reach for the final slice while I’m still technically chewing the one before it.
Pizza does something to people. Suddenly we’re negotiating portions and pretending the large we ordered was meant to be shared. It wasn’t. I just didn’t want the person taking my order to know how I live.
It’s also one of the internet’s favorite foods, probably because everyone has an opinion and none of the stakes matter. Unless someone orders pineapple without asking.
These funny pizza tweets celebrate delivery, leftovers, toppings, and the beautiful moment when the doorbell finally rings.
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