30 Funniest Tweets Of All Time From Wednesday (September 9, 2026)
Fun Fact: On September 9, 1776, the Continental Congress officially renamed the country “the United States,” which took them about as long as it takes me to think of a subject line for an email I’m sending. Also, California became a state on this same day in 1850, skipping the territory step entirely, a nobody else has done this since.
Today is also the anniversary of Elvis’s appearance on The Ed Sullivan Show, which changed music forever. History has a habit of dropping enormous things on this exact date.
Today’s funniest tweets are doing the same thing, just with significantly lower stakes.
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