Rosie's tweet about cleaning her apartment for an unsaved muted number.

30 Funniest Tweets Of All Time From Friday (September 11, 2026)

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September is the month when everyone starts dressing for fall even though the weather hasn’t agreed to it yet. I left the house in a flannel because my calendar says pumpkins, and then spent the afternoon sweating like an idiot.

That’s the problem with September. It looks like fall in every CVS or Target aisle, but outside it’s still summer with slightly earlier sunsets. We’re drinking hot coffee, buying decorative gourds, and pretending that sunny and 78 degrees is sweater weather.

While we wait for the temperature to catch up with the seasonal aisle at Target, here are the funniest tweets of the day for September 11, 2026.

1.

Simon Holland's tweet about adjusting the thermostat at his rival dad's house.
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2.

Rodger Sherman asks if viewers watch NFL games on Netflix or wait for all episodes.
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3.

Twitter post by bailey meyers about a hospital visit and a funny misunderstanding.
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4.

Mo Mohler's tweet about never paying $2,000 for a phone.
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5.

Ely Kreimendahl's tweet about feeling anxious and doomscrolling about AI and 9/11 stories.
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6.

Tweet showing a person and a dog both wearing the same shoe size.
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7.

Rosie tweets about cleaning her apartment so the unsaved muted number can come over.
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8.

Tweet by Clarence Thomas about his girlfriend's college experience as a barista.
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9.

Twitter post by Grace about her call list with fraud, spam, telemarketer, and mum.
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10.

Screenshot of a Facebook post with a city skyline at night and a caption about tragedy.
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11.

Krista's tweet about a haunted house and leaving an iron skillet in the sink to soak.
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12.

Dan Douglas tweet about age and appearance at 43.
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13.

Dan Carney's tweet about Uber Eats notification for pad Thai.
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14.

Man's arm with watch and black backpack at Amex lounge with drink and snacks.
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15.

Twitter post by Old Salty Marine about people doing awkward little jogs crossing the street.
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16.

Julia Cowley tweets about her husband's airport trip and his comment on CPAPs.
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17.

Jaina's tweet about loving the 3pm gym with a playful emoji.
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18.

Tweet by Michael Benjamin about celebrities calling Sandra Bullock 'Sandy'.
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19.

Mariana Z's tweet about entering birth year with a smartphone and spinning like on a Wheel of Fortu.
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20.

Uber driver (Chinese woman) thought I was a college student, but I look young because I'm Asian.
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21.

Tweet by Livy about calling her nephew to ask about kindergarten.
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22.

Two smartphones showing different messaging apps with multiple notifications and messages.
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23.

Mariana Z tweet about three hardest things for a man: asking for help, asking for directions, saying.
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24.

Austin Walker's tweet about moving to SF and asking about 'partner' meaning.
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25.

Sophie Haigney's tweet about being a bar on a corner.
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26.

Twitter post by baja about service animals and border collie.
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27.

Andy vs. tweets: Answering all my doctor's questions with "that's a great question".
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28.

Tweet by Roony about salaries supporting secret second families.
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29.

Damon Hunzeker tweet about paying $17 for NyQuil like it came from the Strait of Hormuz.
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30.

Screenshot of a tweet by Alex about signing an email and love and kisses.
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