Stack of Oreo cookies with a tweet about kids calling them 'Diet Oreos'.

30 Times Kids Forgot What Something Was Called And Invented A Better Name

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Kids don’t always know the correct name for something, but that has never stopped them from confidently coming up with a better one. Adults make naming things way too complicated. We hold meetings, create focus groups, and end up calling a website something like Quibi. A four-year-old looks at mist, calls it “water dust,” and immediately improves the English language.

These parents shared the funny alternative names their kids invented for everyday foods, objects, movies, and everything else. Some are adorable mispronunciations, while others make so much sense that the original name now feels wrong.

I’m personally ready to start calling penguins “cold owls.” The kid has a point.

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Mom's tweet about calling chicken nuggets 'orange meat cookies' as a kid.
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Child calls fruit loops 'Pride Cheerios' in a tweet about kids' funny names.
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A social media post about a child's creative name for a rhino as 'Battle Unicorn'.
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Child pronounces peanut butter as 'peed-a-butter' in a tweet.
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Daughter calls flies 'fake bees' from a tweet by Hannah Hillam.
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Kids called the baby monitor the 'momo' and wondered why it wasn't called that.
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Two-year-old calls beards 'face grass' and can't be corrected.
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Kevin The Dad's tweet about diarrhea books and a child's correction.
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Tweet by Amanda about her 6-year-old calling Good Friday Freaky Friday.
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Child asking about mattress curtains, parent washing sheets.
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Social media post about a toddler mispronouncing princess name as Mierda.
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A tweet from Professional Worrier thanking Catherine Obvious, with a humorous tone.
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Kids call mist from water 'water dust,' now used as a term.
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A social media post about a girl calling her forehead her 'hairbone' and loving it.
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A tweet about a child's humorous misnaming of Pirates of the Caribbean.
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Tweet about kid calling double stuffed Oreos 'Diet Oreos'.
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A person holding a Whoppers chocolate snack with a tweet about kids mispronouncing Easter eggs.
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Parent's humorous post about daughter calling sneezing 'bless you' and threatening destruction.
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Vinod Chhaproo's tweet about not correcting his 5-year-old's nail clipping.
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Tweet about a 6-year-old calling yeast 'YEAST' and not correcting her.
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Child says 'cheese' instead of 'geez', calling it cheese mom, funny kid story.
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A tweet about a 1-year-old calling dandelions 'blow' and pleading not to eat the blow.
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A humorous recipe called 'root bear' with fizzy water, a root, and a bear's face.
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Tweet about 2-year-old calling Sesame Street 'PEH-FAH-MEE FWEE' and trying to record it.
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Parent's tweet about son calling bread end pieces 'bandaid pieces' and advice not to use them.
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Mommy Owl's daughter calls braces 'tiny jails for your teeth.'.
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Tweet about three-year-old calling escalators 'robot stairs' and banning them.
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Quote from Jules about cow-like reflexes and a child's misunderstanding.
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Emme Reynolds' tweet about her daughter calling readers 'book lookers' instead of readers.
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Jim Gaffigan tweet about kids calling the airport the airplane store.
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