A tweet about a mom calling her child from Ulta and not walking around the store.

35 Of The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week (September 13, 2026)

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These funny tweets from women were some of the best posts I came across this week. They’re sharp, relatable, oddly specific, and occasionally so accurate that reading them feels like someone has been reading your mind. It’s a little concerning, but at least the surveillance is entertaining.

So, before the internet moves on and gives us several hundred new things to look at, here are the funniest tweets from women this week that deserve one more trip around the timeline.

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Funny tweet about girls helping others and needing help.
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A tweet about premenstrual phase and gorgeous breasts on a purple background.
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Maja's tweet about Instagram stories and having a crush, referencing The Great Gatsby.
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Tweet by @lifeofstelynn about Flintstone vitamins fixing her issues.
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Twitter post by SpongeBob SquarePants about AI replacing humans.
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Facebook post celebrating Aunt Theresa Day with a photo of the Twin Towers at night.
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Lady Lawya's tweet about a client in a divorce involving a 3-legged cat named Lieutenant Dan.
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