Tweet by Dan Reese about selling old stuff on Facebook marketplace.

31 Funniest Tweets Of All Time From Monday (September 14, 2026)

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After last week’s three-day weekend, I’m once again convinced we should only have to work four days a week. We’ve already proven it’s possible, and more importantly, I personally enjoyed it.

But alas, we’re back to five days and pretending Monday didn’t sneak up on us like a bill we forgot was on autopay. Thankfully, the funniest tweets from Monday are here to help us ease into another full week of being hard at work, or at least looking like we are.

1.

HopeCore tweet about bowling alone and sitting down again.
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Mo Mohler's tweet about wearing windbreakers in the 90s and kids today being dominated by the wind.
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3.

Twitter post by san about coffee tricks and mood.
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4.

Water bottle shaped like a Christmas stocking with a pink straw.
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Screenshot of a tweet about customer service and exchange policies.
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Dan Reese's tweet about selling old stuff on Facebook marketplace.
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7.

A microwave with handwritten notes and a one-button microwave suggestion.
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Screenshot of a tweet by BEAVE about robots and porch geese.
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Funny tweet about grocery shopping and leaving a list on the counter.
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11.

Addicted to saying 'not my circus, not my monkeys' about my own circus and monkeys.
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12.

Costco Jif peanut butter noodle cups with humorous caption about seeing something surprising.
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13.

Tweet by Meggy questioning why vacuums have a low setting.
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14.

Teresa Sheffield's tweet about saying her pet's last name at the vet.
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15.

Kelly Storms tweet about carrying 14 grocery bags at once.
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16.

Hermit Thrush tweet about sharing a one-time code, with blurred part.
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17.

Samantha Brown's tweet about funeral humor with laughing emojis.
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18.

A man with glasses and a black beanie smiling in a photo from a tweet.
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19.

Twitter post about texting 'that mozzarella stick did me in' at age 31.
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20.

Tweet by Jum about BMW signals and feeling useless.
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21.

Work hours so cooked Apple Maps thinks I live at work and work at my apartment.
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22.

Toad's tweet about cleaning being hard when prioritizing other tasks.
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24.

Visiting other people's homes makes you realize there are different kinds of groceries.
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25.

A tweet about a man at Costco pushing a cart and refusing to give an inch.
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26.

Funny tweet about a talking stage, no longer talking.
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27.

A tweet by Robert Schultz about a kid calling him ugly and his dad's response.
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28.

Twitter post by Case about super in shape people drinking green juice.
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29.

Chad Lowe's tweet about buying a big TV at Costco and pushing a 'bad boy' through the store.
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30.

Tweet about neighbor giving sugar cookies, joking about them being sweet or a murderer.
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31.

Nikita Bier tweet about arriving early at a hotel and waiting in the lobby.
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