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35 Of The Funniest Tweets We Saw Today (September 21, 2026)

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Mark Twain once wrote, “Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.” He probably wasn’t talking about a Monday afternoon tweet dump, but I’m gonna assume it counts.

The internet throws an unreasonable amount of information at us every day, and most of it could have stayed in the drafts. Still, funny tweets make the endless scrolling feel slightly more productive. Today’s batch includes painfully relatable observations and jokes that made us forget what we originally opened our phones to do.

Here are the funniest tweets we saw today, collected in one place so you don’t have to spend your entire afternoon searching for them.

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Two men at a press conference, one speaking, with an American flag behind them.
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Person hanging out with books titled 'Surrounded by Liars' and 'Surrounded by Narcissists'.
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Tweet about dumping leftover coffee in ice cubes and charging $7 for iced coffee.
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Screenshot of a social media post about messaging someone after a marketplace visit.
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Photo of a woman at a wedding reception outdoors with cheese, grapes, and a chalkboard sign.
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Logan Paul giving a speech at the Pentagon, with a man standing beside him.
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Twitter post by @FoundersGirl about old cookbooks and recipes.
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Comparison of 1990s IT security with modern cybersecurity, showing a safe with a key.
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Twitter post by @artfulchaos about the collapse of civilization.
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Tweet from woah nicky about drunkenness and Facebook friend requests.
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