35 Of The Funniest Tweets We Saw Today (September 21, 2026)
Mark Twain once wrote, “Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.” He probably wasn’t talking about a Monday afternoon tweet dump, but I’m gonna assume it counts.
The internet throws an unreasonable amount of information at us every day, and most of it could have stayed in the drafts. Still, funny tweets make the endless scrolling feel slightly more productive. Today’s batch includes painfully relatable observations and jokes that made us forget what we originally opened our phones to do.
Here are the funniest tweets we saw today, collected in one place so you don’t have to spend your entire afternoon searching for them.
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