Someone asked if I was ready for the fall and it took me a second to realize they meant autumn.

30 Funniest Tweets We Saw Today, In Case You Need A Break (September 22, 2026)

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I sit down at my computer with a pretty reasonable list of things to do. Then I open one tab to find funny tweets, and suddenly I’m reading a stranger’s argument about whether or not you can bring an iced coffee to a job interview. It’s technically work for me, but I understand why that excuse might not hold up for everyone else.

The good news is you don’t have to do the digging. I’ve gathered the funniest tweets I came across today so you can take a break without losing an entire afternoon to the internet.

Take a few minutes, have a laugh, and then get back to your list. That last part is what I keep telling myself, anyway.

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Cartoons Hate Her! tweet about chocolate brown loungewear and poop costume.
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Katy's humorous message on how to eat Candy Corn from her tweet.
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Someone asked if I was ready for the fall and it took me a second to realize they meant autumn.
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Just seen 4th person from high school get engaged on ig and I just had takis for dinner.
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Photo of a woman in a yellow sweater and glasses taking a mirror selfie next to Arthur from Sesame.
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Quote about getting a colonoscopy at age 45, with comments on cold, impersonal, unspiring experience.
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Emma Scott's tweet about her workday shirt mishap.
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Bringing a full crab boil to a job interview to differentiate myself.
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Luggage with a woman's face printed on it, pink handle, in a home setting.
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I do not appreciate the familiarity with which the Dominos app addresses me.
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Twitter post about giving wrong directions at SFO airport, humor about missing flight.
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Twitter post about husband talking while eating Doritos, thinking she's onto something.
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Tweet about corporations being greedy, mentioning Hilton hotels and free water bottles.
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A woman in a pink top appears distressed, with her hands raised and a sad expression.
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Pedro's Mustache tweet: Please stop raising awareness. There is too much. I have become too aware.
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Twitter post by boto about wearing jackets and being cold tomorrow.
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How I look at leftover Chinese food in the fridge at 1:47am, with a photo of Donald Trump and a man.
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Twitter post by Hazeleyes7777 about HDMI cords and matching TV colors.
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Tweet by Ari 'Sack Chaser' Gold about study spots on campus.
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Sign on piano that says 'Please Do Not Touch The Piano'.
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Phil Zona's tweet: I love how you can just say 'this isn't financial advice' before giving financial.
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Screenshot of a tweet: "we're trying for a baby" what kind of stuff you trying.
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Baby carrots on board sign on a truck with blue sky and trees in background.
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Tweet by hannah about gen z job interview discourse being funny.
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Tweet about gifting friends baby sunglasses in Palo Alto, sunny weather, and getting sent pictures.
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Sign on the line below that says 'Basketball' with a handwritten signature.
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People who can drive while seat belt noise is going off are psychopaths.
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A tweet from Skurt Vonnegut about hitting a friend with a car.
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