20 Cringey Dating App Red Flags That Made People Glad They Read The Profile First
I met my wife on Bumble, so I can’t pretend every dating app conversation is a lost cause. I also haven’t had to make small talk with a stranger on one in years, which is a pretty nice arrangement.
Back then, I remember spending way too long deciding whether a message sounded normal. Now I look at some of these profiles and wonder how anyone gets past the bio. You’re supposed to put your best foot forward, but it seems some people prefer to put every warning sign in one convenient place. At least they’re saving their matches the trouble of finding out over dinner.
These screenshots are a reminder to read the whole profile before you swipe. Sometimes the most useful information is the part the person chose to include.
1. “What a beautiful message of course I’ll text you back”
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6. “Bro, What?”
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11. “Thanks for the warning I guess”
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