When my colleagues start asking about my weekend plans I feel like I'm talking to the police.

35 Funniest Work Tweets Of The Week For Anyone Who’s Earned The Weekend (September 26, 2026)

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Work tweets are like a Saturday morning cup of coffee for me. I enjoy them while I’m trying not to think about work, which sounds counterproductive, but we all know the struggles. It’s easier to laugh at someone else’s week when you don’t have to do anything today.

There’s something comforting about finding out other people also spend half their week making fun of their boss online. By the time Friday rolls around, I’m ready to close my laptop and forget every password I’ve ever made.

These tweets let me revisit the weekly grind from a safe distance, preferably while sitting on the couch in clothes I would never wear in an office.

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Ely Kreimendahl's tweet about being in her villain era with zero exclamation points.
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Twitter post from funplings about being unavailable for 20 minutes.
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Noah's tweet about gaps in resumes and staff, from work tweets.
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Mommy sha's tweet about feeling like she's talking to the police when colleagues ask about weekend.
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Twitter post about taking a day off work due to a plumber arriving late.
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A tweet about a team call feeling like a sick joke, posted by @mcarv_s.
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Employee Tears tweet about coworker getting on your nerves.
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Humorous text about seafood boil and job interview rejection.
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Humorous tweet about HR experience and calling police for water during interviews.
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Make the Microsoft CEO search for an email on Outlook live on camera.
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Hadas Weiss's tweet about ending a cover letter with 'if you even care'.
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Tweet by katie about work schedule and breaks.
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Roony's tweet about high salaries supporting secret second families.
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Twitter post by McKinley Lettre about LinkedIn games being scary.
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A tweet from Dave about a resigning employee and unprofessional work environment.
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Twitter post about hearing back from 2 jobs after applying.
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Screenshot of a chat conversation about giving free drinks and texting the boss.
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Test Patterns tweet about coworker being late, making coffee, gossiping, and not working for an hour.
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A tweet about hiding cheese stick and being accused of vaping at work.
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Tweet by julia saying I hope this email punches you in the face actually.
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Made it to Friday at every cost.
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Twitter post about scheduling an email for 8:13am to seem less desperate.
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'why do you want this job' I have always been passionate about affording food.
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It's 12pm. If ya phone not below 30% u wayyy too involved @ work rn.
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Young girl smiling at computer with a drink in her hand, working from home.
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A tweet by Anmol about working in-person and lack of laydown options.
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Tweet by Lola Bunny about work being interesting and her worst feeling.
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Tweet from Mr. Biscuit asking if we can skip a question in a job interview.
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