Drinking an olipop soda that tastes bad but at least it was expensive.

30 Tweets That Were Funnier Than Anything Else On Our Feeds Today

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Funny tweets get me through the day. I find myself doomscrolling often. But in between the doom, there are people spouting off about so much random stuff and being hilarious in the process.

It’s like seeing a good friend after a long day. It’s almost impossible to be in a worse mood after that. These hilarious tweets we saw today are basically that friend. But in digital form. They show up whenever I need a break, say something ridiculous, and leave before I have to pretend I’m interested in their new air fryer.

And at least we will never have to help them move.

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Joseph Alessio tweet about a rogue openai agent eating ice cream from his freezer.
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Tanya's tweet about Canadian sugar and maple father.
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Tweet by Dahn.K about someone stealing shoes while he was at a mall.
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4.

Parcel delivery status timeline from dispatched to destroyed.
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Lance Corporate tweet about wearing a tool belt and polo for $200.
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Tweet about drinking an expensive, bad-tasting olipop soda.
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Rating every candle on Amazon. 'Tastes like candle.'.
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Coworkers celebrating early with a question mark image.
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Dan Carney dressed as Chris Hansen for Halloween, showing up at people's houses handing out candy.
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Twitter post by Jason about getting the Covid vaccine and sending a text to the wrong person.
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Tweet by trash jones about buzzballs being the 'limitless pill' outside your house.
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Screenshot of a text conversation about a Facebook marketplace purchase.
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14.

Jon Drake's tweet about daytime concerts and bedtime concerns.
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15.

Reading in bed is cute until the book smacks you in the face.
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Tweet about hating spending money on a suit due to potential size issues later.
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18.

Tweet from @thespookygirlil about relationship attempts and fall decorations.
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20.

Tweet from october: you can tell someone never had a laptop before when they say 'just unplug it you.
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21.

No babe your 10 minute incremental alarms starting a full hour before you actually get up only make.
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22.

A tweet about a bowling experience with a humorous story.
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Dylan TM's tweet about not wanting more team-building exercises.
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25.

We are truly blessed with the amount of ways to eat a potato.
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26.

You're losing weight? Like Jared from Subway?.
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27.

Roadtrip with mom, she asked if they could still serve her at a bagel spot.
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28.

Behold, the cuck commentary desk with a bed, table, chairs, and a TV.
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29.

Skyler Higley's tweet about condemning the two-party system.
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Twitter post by Forward March about leaving shelter of 500 thread count sheets.
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