Tweet by melody: Do NOT tell your two year old there's a skeleton inside them.

32 Funny Parenting Tweets From Parents Whose Kids Are Keeping Them Humble

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Some exciting news: I’m going to be a dad.

Next spring, my wife and I are expecting a baby. Which is a strange way to say it. “Expecting” a baby? No, I’m pretty certain it’s a baby.

Anyway, I’m pretty excited about it. Not just for the new realities of having a baby in the house. Everything’s obviously gonna change. Parents who can keep their sense of humor inspire me, and I hope to be able to bring the humor to parenting the way these parents did.

These Funny Parenting Tweets Are Giving Me A Preview Of What I’m Signing Up For

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A tweet from Fav about her daughter asking about her childhood games.
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Simon Holland tweet about cheering up a sad wife after dropping kid at college.
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Tweet by melody about not telling two-year-olds about skeletons inside them.
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A tweet from meghan about her 8-year-old not knowing what quicksand is.
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Reacher travels country attending little league games and beating the dog shit out of parents.
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A tweet about a 3-year-old asking about parallel parking and a humorous reply.
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Watching Annie with the kids and now they want me to put them in an orphanage so a wealthy personcan.
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The Real Rodney Lacroix tweet about Savannah College of Art and Design tour update.
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A tweet from Princess about grading parenting, mentioning her 11-year-old's response.
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Note to parents: asking your teen to use the dishwasher does not imply they will confirm the load is.
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Mom's tweet about her 2-year-old dumping shapes from a bucket and sorting them back.
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Sarcastic Mommy tweet about college tuition payment and vodka.
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The parenting books won’t prepare you for this, but one day you will need to have an entire cabinet.
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The Real Rodney Lacroix tweet about parenting and sticky floors.
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Parenting tweet about feeling emotional when kids grow up and take your snacks seat.
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Daddy Go Fish tweet about hobbies in the bathroom.
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Sara Mauskopf's tweet about her daughter asking to join a group chat with 5th graders.
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Parenting tweet about a toddler at the park, not home at 8:37 PM.
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A tweet from Aunty Mariah about a toddler using certain words.
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Parenting turns you into a morning person, chased by a bear turns you into a runner.
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Tweet by krista about her kid wanting to eat chips as an adult.
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Tweet by Peter Yang about living close to grandparents as a parenting hack.
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A humorous parenting tweet about a child asking for milk and a dad joking about chocolate milk.
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Mom made birthday cards for her kid's dog who celebrated his birthday yesterday.
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My favorite toddler memory is when my daughter called her trail mix 'nut snack' and said she loved '.
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Mommy Owl tweet about kids saying 'Rest in peace, mommy' instead of good night.
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A tweet from Arianna Bradford about her 4-year-old's response to her yelling 'WAKE UP'.
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Mom left door open, kids yelled about a huge poop in the toilet.
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Twitter post about bedtime and a 6-year-old asking what's in it for me.
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Rodney Lacroix's tweet about a child coming out of bedroom at 6 AM.
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Twitter post about aging and a 5-year-old claiming jewelry.
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Laura Marie's tweet about kids' algebra class, one sobbing, one hiding under table.
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