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35 Funniest Tweets From Women We’re Still Laughing About This Weekend

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Sundays are for relaxing and avoiding thinking about the next five days of work. I like to do that by reviewing the funniest tweets from women we saw this week. It’s a great distraction and a firm reminder that women are hilarious.

There’s plenty of time to worry about Monday when Monday gets here. I don’t see any reason to give it part of Sunday, too. That feels like working overtime without getting paid, and I’m already doing enough of that.

For now, I’m happy to scroll through these funny tweets and enjoy what’s left of the weekend. Whatever’s on tomorrow’s to-do list can wait a little longer.

1.

Social media post by @mishtimere about Pilates and military training.
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Tweet from meghan: Hey babe, are you adobe acrobat because you are not responding.
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Nicky's tweet about doctor's offices asking to arrive early but being late.
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Twitter post by cameron about feeling in a bad mood and mentioning liberty biberty and Sydney Sweeny.
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A tweet from Ari about dental X-rays and Barbie chairs from 18 angles.
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6.

Tweet by brewki: if a bagel can have everything so can you.
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7.

Tweet by Natalie Would about breastfeeding and therapy.
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8.

Twitter post by julia about not kissing because the group chat is active.
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9.

Someone asked me what my favorite bird is and I panicked and said rotisserie chicken.
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10.

Tweet by Meg: they should invent an amount of sleep that is enough.
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11.

Ely Kreimendahl tweets about starting 'circle back after the holidays' season on October 2.
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12.

Parcel delivery status timeline from dispatched to destroyed.
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13.

Twitter post by your other mom about passwords and versions.
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14.

Tweet by trash jones about the 'for you' page and the 'Against You' page.
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15.

Mariana Z tweet about eyelashes and eye care.
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16.

Tweet by madmoiselle about seeing a Dalmatian in real life.
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17.

Why do grandmas insist on cutesy names like 'gigi' or 'bunny' instead of fierce names?.
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18.

A tweet from bella about bowling with her girls, describing a performance art moment.
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19.

Instagram reel joke about heads floating above like button.
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20.

Twitter post by Grace about work and the Korean war.
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21.

Keara Sullivan's tweet about Fight Club and gossip.
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22.

Tweet by Dulšë about Apple charging $9.99 for not paying attention.
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23.

Tweet by Megan Wylie about a guy in front of her at The Strokes concert.
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24.

Tweet by chase about sugar and energy crash.
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25.

Tweet by Alice Mills: I haven't even begun to procrastinate yet.
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26.

Tweet by Doctor Fox if u nasty about Carmen Sandiego as an escort.
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27.

Screenshot of a tweet by katie saying she's trying to be normal but comments upset her.
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28.

Woman's tweet about choking on coffee and her 10-year-old's reaction.
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29.

Tweet by Melanie about phone rings and potential spam.
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30.

Tara's tweet about feeling exhausted after work.
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31.

Tweet by bald ann dowd about being ready for 2025.
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32.

Woman tweets about smelling syrup and comparing it to burnt toast with a stroke.
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33.

Twitter post by Lori: "I'm really sorry that happened to you" Me: I made it up.
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34.

Don't ask me what's wrong because I'll deadass start from 2023.
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35.

Cali's tweet about 97° in LA in October, mentioning city commitment issues.
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