Funny tweet about returning items after printing to check them.

30 Funny Tweets That Gave Us Something To Laugh About Today

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I’m a procrastinator. I’ll do anything to avoid doing the one thing I’m supposed to be doing. Last Friday, I shampooed the hallway carpet in my building because it looked dirty. Meanwhile, I had a laundry list of chores waiting inside my own condo. My neighbors probably think I’m considerate. My wife has more information.

I’ve always been like this, and I’ve tried to change, but I think it’s time to accept who I am. Working on yourself is still work, and I’ve already made my position on that pretty clear.

These funny tweets gave us something to laugh about today. Hopefully, you’ll find a few worth sending to whoever you usually bother via text all day. That’s an important relationship to maintain.

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Tweet by Eden Dranger about adult birthdays mainly texting back thanks.
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Employee Tears tweet about ending a meeting early and pursuing passions.
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Lynne's tweet about leftover soup needing a round container because soup is round.
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Empty fridge with some food items and condiments, meme about dinner for 30 people.
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Commenting 'disgusting AI slop' under a picture of a friend's healthy newborn child.
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A tweet about a woman asking about a phone while the user guesses 'PENIS' and gets gray letters.
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Person holding a tiny pumpkin cookie with a green stem and orange pumpkin face.
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Twitter post by sixfootcandy about returning printed items.
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Realtors call it pre-war, but it's just luxury apartments with modern appliances and interiors.
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Tweet about coffee and women feeling when you tuck a flower behind their ear.
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Weapon's tweet about nutrition info on Cheetos and Crocs.
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Tweet by Dan Baltic about turning 40 and a humorous military moment.
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Two photos of a river scene, one with a person sitting on a rock and the other with a backpack on a岩.
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Definitely Nick's tweet about drunk people walking home with Halloween decorations.
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Tweet from MotionBoy asking Apple to leave his brightness level unchanged.
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A tweet from Resko about company and employee conversation.
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Lady Brett Ashley's tweet about a friend sending a partiful invite for shots at a bar.
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19.

Patrick from SpongeBob with a face mask, holding a full bag of snacks.
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Natasha Huckfield's tweet: Maturing is realising your sick days are for when you're sick of work.
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21.

Twitter post about forgetting how to say parallel park, with a humorous quote.
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22.

You can just have a lunchable for breakfast they're not going to put you in jail.
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Twitter post by julia about a deer with sad eyes and the urge to run into traffic.
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Twitter post by Nani: if you die in wordle you die in real life.
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25.

Rowan Hart's tweet about Irish trauma and grocery stores.
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Bird's tweet about 30 likes and 30 people showing up for dinner last minute.
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27.

Everyone smiles when I tell them I was attacked by a Labradoodle.
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28.

Trump on stage at a rally with a crowd and a banner that says 'America First'.
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Tweet by Harry about brother in Christ taking 10 seconds to recharge at work.
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Trout mask original tweet about buying a bumper sticker before a Volkswagen.
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