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27 Funny Tweets For Anyone Who’s Had Enough Of Today

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“I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.”
— Michael Scott, The Office

I’m with Michael on this one, although my version involves sitting on the couch and scrolling Twitter. It’s cheaper than a plane ticket, and all my stuff is here.

Today’s funniest tweets are the perfect distraction. I can put off doing almost anything if someone on the internet is being funny.

Dishes can wait. The laundry on my floor can wait. It’s already been sitting there long enough anyway. Hopefully, these give you a few laughs while you avoid whatever you’re supposed to be doing. We can both get to it tomorrow.

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Pizza slice with pepperoni, two Coca-Cola drinks, and a napkin on a table.
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Woman at computer with multiple screens, caption about post-holiday circle back in October.
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Bathroom sink with a black faucet, Aesop soap, and black decor against a honeycomb-patterned wall.
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Two dogs in a messy living room with torn-up furniture and a broken blanket.
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Humorous meme showing a person with an elephant's trunk and face, captioned 'Me after realizing I'm.
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Oregon Zoo otter, known for slam dunking and self-pleasuring, dies at age 20.
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