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50 WikiHow Illustrations With Absurd Captions That Somehow Make Them Even Weirder

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WikiHow is a useful tool for learning new things. You can learn a lot on there, but the illustrations can be ridiculous, especially when taken out of context. In fact, enough people noticed to create an entire group dedicated to making up absurd captions to pair with the images, and it’s pretty perfect.

That group is r/disneyvacation, which sounds like a place to discuss hotel prices but is a much better use of your time. I’m sure these drawings made sense in the original articles. I just have very little interest in finding out how. I’d rather enjoy the completely wrong explanation someone came up with..

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How to torture a room full of introverts - a guide with a group of people in a classroom setting.
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How to fill an aquarium in the slowest way possible with a hand and a funnel.
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Comparison of a nice girl and an evil stepsister's toes, showing differences in toenail appearance.
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How to shut the f**k up, with arrows pointing to lips.
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Person covering face with hands, not looking in mirror, with red cross above.
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How to listen to Nickelback with headphones and ear anatomy diagram.
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Person with orange glasses and headphones, eyes closed, in a room.
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How to know if your cat is ripe. Cartoon cat with a hand on its face.
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Woman with pencil in mouth, reminder to take 10 minutes daily, #2 not #1.
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How to practice ballet with your half sister, showing a girl in ballet pose and her reflection.
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How to discreetly get your balls unstuck from your thigh with three steps.
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Woman notices a goose in a dangerous part of town.
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Three glasses with regional delicacies from Flint, Michigan, labeled Lead, Copper, and Rusty pipes.
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Feet soaking in a bowl of tea with ice cubes nearby, under the title 'How to Make Tea for SomeoneYou.
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How to force your introverted friend to go to a party with a dog lying on the ground.
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Woman pulling on a stick attached to an ostrich's foot, which is bleeding.
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Cartoon woman with glasses and braid says 'Hey there, people!' after a murder.
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Illustration of a woman running away from a person lying on the ground with heart attack symptoms.
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How to self circumcise by trial and error with a boy cutting his foreskin at home.
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How to keep your cat from pooping on the floor with a spray bottle.
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How to wear the skin of your victims and taunt law enforcement, with a green check and red cross.
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Person changing pronouns with a humorous jump, wearing black shoes and brown pants.
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Person holding another person's face with both hands, appearing to push them away.
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How to insult your mom's cooking with a humorous family dinner scene.
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How to go sightseeing in Australia: incorrect and correct head positions shown.
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Illustration of a person in a gray hoodie talking to a blond person on the street.
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Man says, 'I decided that our marriage must end,' to wife eating last pizza slice.
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Person making a hedgehog out of a cat with clothespins and a blanket.
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Child holding a pink bucket, looking unwell, in a bedroom with pink curtains.
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Illustration of a boy in bed with 'John' repeated in the background.
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A phone with multiple alarms set early in the morning, humorously suggesting how to get a wife to do.
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Person holding a large wine bottle with a blank label, smiling.
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Color-coded weekly meal plan with days and body parts, titled 'How to create a cannibalistic meal'.
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How to confront a rat that's been spreading rumors with two rats and a woman's face.
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Jedi Knight with blue lightsaber, demonstrating recognition of erectile dysfunction.
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Girl looking in mirror saying 'Bloody Mary' repeatedly for her brunch practice.
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Woman with lettuce in her bra, hiding snacks in her movie theatre outfit.
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Person smiling at phone with text messages: 'Want to go out?' and 'No!'.
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Person barbecuing a cow with a spatula, with a tree and blue sky in background.
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How to unlock your cat with a remote control, showing a hand pressing a button near a sitting cat.
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Hand holding phone with a text message about campus flowers and birds.
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How to interrogate an Englishman with a kettle and baking soda.
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Person using a needle to infiltrate a herd of cows with black and pink udders.
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Husband in shower with back turned, wife watching from outside.
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Woman with a horn on her head lying on a couch, talking to a therapist.
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Person looking through binoculars with mountains in the background.
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Person hiding under desk during home invasion, with a silhouette of a burglar outside.
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Map showing ice zone and sand zone after climate apocalypse.
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Math teacher with crocodile and 45-degree angle illustration.
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Woman with long blonde hair and blue shirt says 'Are you Amish?' in a speech bubble.
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