Two women in green dresses, one with long hair, the other with short hair, with a five-star review.

30 Amazon Reviews That Were Funnier Than The Products Deserved

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When I’m perusing Amazon for something I’m unsure about, I always check the reviews. If not for helpful guidance on what I’m considering buying, then for the sheer entertainment.

Think about the type of person who takes the time to review a product. If there’s no incentive, then your mind has gone to a place where your opinion, be it positive or negative, is important and must be shared. No matter what bodily functions the product may have caused. It’s hilarious, really.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad people leave reviews, but sometimes it’s TMI. And that’s perfect for a funny list.

1. “This Review Was Award Winning”

Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears 5lb Bag with colorful bear images and logo.
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2. “This Is Genius”

Four chicken figurines dressed as screaming chickens on a sidewalk.
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3. “Another Catnip Review, This I Can Attest To Be True”

A cat with a serious expression sitting on a wooden surface.
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4. “‘He Is A Broken Man’…hahaha”

Hand holding tiny plastic baby figurines with a pile of similar figurines in the background.
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5. “2042 People Found This Helpful Lmao”

Funny review with a man and woman holding bananas, titled 'Be careful of wrong-way bananas!!'.
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6. “At Least The Socket Works”

USB wall charger with four ports, review about charging devices simultaneously.
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7. “The Satire”

Green long sleeve casual dress with tiered skirt, model with hand on waist.
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8. “This Is A Real Customer Review Lol”

Funny review about a cat harness with a picture of a woman and a cat in harness.
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9. “My Rowenta Iron”

Screenshot of a Q&A about receiving a Rowenta steam iron without Manuel.
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10. “Cat Carriers”

Petstf Cat Carrier Airline Approved Blue with a cat inside and makeup questions.
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11. “Mate, That Is One Large Tool!”

Person holding a wrench with a humorous review about sleeping next to it.
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12. “This Person Wrote An Unhinged Poem About Glue”

E6000 glue bottle with applicator tips and tips for crafts and repairs.
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13. “Farming Sim Review”

Amazon review for 24/7 Farming Action game, 5 stars, praising farming simulation.
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14. “On A Vegetable Slicer”

Blades cut through like butter! Happy customer with a smile.
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15. “Cheater Didn’t Get His Coat!”

Customer review by Jasmine Hall about a coat, mentioning a cheating incident.
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16. “10/10 Review Very Helpful”

Dog with a pink neck pillow, drooling in sleep, fits thick necks.
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17. “Saw This Review While Looking At A Mattress Frame I Will Eventually Be Getting And Thought It Belonged Here”

A humorous review of a bed, comparing it to a Buddhist monk and a pyramid, with a playful tone.
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18. “Perfect If You Hate Yourself”

A hand holding a piece of bread with a humorous review about bread and self-hate.
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19. “A Review For A Bamboo Body Pillow”

Review of bamboo body pillow with a photo of the pillow on a bed.
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20. “Some Man”

Review of a plush toy with a serious face, rated perfect, with a humorous comment.
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21. “Changed Their Review Because…Oh”

Customer review about a flavored drink, mentioning a lollipop and a boyfriend.
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22. “If I Am Cycling At The Speed Of Light And I Turn On This Headlight, Will It Work?”

If I am cycling at the speed of light and I turn on this headlight, will it work?.
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23. “Cr*ppy Gummy Vitamins”

Customer review about diarrhea from Amazon, with 1-star rating and verified purchase.
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24. “I Don’t Remember Buying This”

Review by Debbie Irwin with one star, titled 'I don't remember buying this', dated August 5, 2022.
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25. “Sports Bra”

Amazon review about nipple cover, size, and material details.
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26. “Found Missing Parts”

Customer reviews about Keith and Daviche's chairs on Amazon, with ratings and comments.
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27. “For A Pore Cleansing Peel-Off Mask”

Expecting pain, no pain, skin looks nice, no crying, ruined weekend.
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28. “The Company Didn’t Disclose That The ‘Engridients’ Cause THE FARTS”

Review of a snack warning about horrible gas and undisclosed ingredients.
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29. ” Should Have Read This Review Earlier”

Nintendo Switch 128GB microSD card by SanDisk with review by Terri Christie.
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30. “Oops”

Josh's Frogs Pinhead Banded Crickets 1000 Count review with a photo of tiny crickets in a box.
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