Twitter post by Uttam about wanting to hop on a quick call since childhood.

30 Funniest Tweets Today For Your Regularly Scheduled Mental Break

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I think we should get a lunch break and a separate break for sitting there doing absolutely nothing. Lunch still requires decisions. That’s hardly a proper mental break from reality.

A few minutes of reading funny tweets feels like a reasonable addition to the workday to me. I’m already looking at a screen. The only giveaway is that I might be laughing.

Today’s funniest tweets are here for that little gap between finishing one thing and convincing yourself to start another.

Take your break. Whatever’s waiting for you will probably still be waiting when you’re done.

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Twitter post by Uttam Singh: ever since i was a kid i wanted to hop on a quick call.
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Twitter post by jess about missing Joann Fabrics, no drinking tonight.
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Tweet from Pan: Soon as I get to work I be like ok 7 hours & 59 minutes to go.
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Tweet about speaking confidently, full text: '[speaking about something i have full confidence in] i.
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Twitter post showing a map from Texas to North Dakota with a humorous caption.
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Tweet by Anne Tokarski about email types, laptop and phone email.
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Man wearing sunglasses, with a collection of sunglasses on a table, tweet about buying sunglasses at.
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Seven Brew is like if a Mega Church made a Wish to become a Coffee Shop.
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My cousin eats ice cream like he works at a quarry.
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Tweet by Maria about walking near the White House as a blonde woman.
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Tweet by jon drake questioning app activity tracking and Dunkin' Donuts.
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Jason, ex Inferis, tweets about HOA limiting graphic tees.
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Screenshot of a Twitter conversation about knitting, showing yarn and a partially knitted sock.
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Tweet about stealing candy from babies being hard, with loud screams and adults trying to stop.
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Rachel's tweet about buying 4 coffees for $16 in Australia, no tip asked, saying 'ta' with thrill.
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Lloyd Legalist's tweet shows a metal crowbar under a toilet with the caption 'The deadliest weapon I.
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Tweet about explaining to boss that clicking on phishing scam was intentional to get fomo.
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Traffic stop scene with two officers and e-scooters on sidewalk at night.
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Twitter post by Pan: I have two milestones at work: 1. Lunch 2. Leaving.
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Tweet by kary: Somebody lost a whole Great Dane in my apartments. It looked like a horse galloping.
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Tweet about sheet pan meals being enticing but mostly just chicken and vegetables.
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Twitter post by Simon Holland about Halloween costume ideas, including wife with tape measure and a家.
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Text conversation about a child being kidnapped, with police and neighbor comments.
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Brunette Bohemian's tweet about paying 127 dollars for a cheeseburger.
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Twitter post by Jaime about morning walk etiquette and eye contact.
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IPad with yellow back, keyboard, and mouse on wooden surface.
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Tweet about sister sitting next to dad watching football and asking about referee scoring.
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Nithya Shri's tweet about walking being a legitimate workout.
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Twitter conversation about dinner with a humorous reply.
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Twitter post by Pan about feeling mad on day off.
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