18 Funny Brunch Tweets To Read While Your Table Still Isn’t Ready
Who invented brunch? I’d like to have a word with him. I looked it up, and a guy named Guy Beringer was writing about it back in 1895. I had no clue it dated back that far. This man has been ruining affordable weekend breakfasts for over 130 years.
Here we are in 2026, and a simple diner breakfast apparently isn’t good enough anymore. We gotta pay three times as much for eggs because someone put them on a brunch menu. I’m not saying I don’t have fun when I go, but calling it brunch doesn’t automatically make it worth $100. For that price, I’d like my afternoon back, too.
These funny brunch tweets are for anyone who likes the food and booze in the morning but has a few concerns about the whole operation.
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