A tweet about AI being scary and Siri turning on a non-smart lamp.

32 Funny Tweets That Made This Week’s Scrolling Worth It

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Spending so much time online can feel like a waste of time. And maybe, by the literal definition, it is. But when there are funny tweets to laugh at, it feels almost productive. I found something. I laughed. That’s two things I accomplished while lying down.

It’s also nice knowing we’re all doing the same thing. Somewhere out there, somebody else is showing their spouse a tweet while their spouse is trying to show them a different tweet.

I hope your weekend is splendid. I’m going to a wedding, where I plan to enjoy myself and stop looking for more tweets. Maybe. Depends on how much fun I’m having. If next week’s list is unusually long, you’ll know how the wedding went.

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Twitter post about greeting cards with pre-written notes and writing own note.
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Funny tweet about funeral etiquette asking to toss bouquet into crowd.
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Dont Be afraid to Reach out for Help. Even a Hamburger needs its Helper.
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Tweet about dad saying AI is getting scary and asking Siri to turn on a lamp.
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Jeremy Barr's tweet: if you're in line for the white house press sec job, STAY IN LINE.
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Social media post about high school reunions and Mike going to jail.
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Lloyd Legalist tweet about brain trying to get back to sleep.
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Julia's tweet says, 'if u die in excel you die in real life'.
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Making him work from the hospital? He really is the American pope.
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Son, your mother and I are unfollowing each other on Instagram.
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Tweet by meghan about husband's mug collection and eco-friendly cleaning.
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Tweet about 'don't you dare' sounds and doctor clarifying it's physical bother.
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Fortnite Johnson's tweet about going to the dentist by brushing teeth.
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Benny Boy's tweet: Nice try, low tire pressure light. I’m not falling for your bullshit today.
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Tweet by ragtime randy about a plumber with a cracked butt.
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Tweet by @lfanyima about text sending before the photo making her look schizophrenic.
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Anne Tokarski's tweet about confusing email types.
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Snickers marketing is about practicality, not taste, to deal with hunger.
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Twitter post by Chet about his dad at McDonald's drive-thru.
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Kimberly Ross tweet about sleeping in wrong position in 40s.
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Mike Drucker tweet about charging nine devices before a flight.
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Screenshot of a text conversation where a dad asks 'where are you?' and the reply is 'At the hotel,'.
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Resko's tweet about DVD menu sound and childhood memory.
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Twitter post by oniony about riding a bicycle and skill atrophy.
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Tweet by MK: I knew the clubs wasn’t for me when I was in there checking my emails.
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26.

Sitting in my car in one of the best parking spots in Costco because the person waiting for it beepd.
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27.

Tesla always introducing new innovative ways to die in a car.
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28.

Ghostface Kryllah's tweet about snacky-snacks not being the same as snacks.
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29.

Chuck Strangers tweet about saying no to someone by adding playa after 'nah playa'.
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30.

A woman at the gym sitting on a stationary bike, with a humorous caption about going downhill.
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Twitter post by @3gpmh about elephants tying the room together.
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Tweet by @kszlas about how it feels good to have a lint trap cleaned out.
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