Tweet by greg about recognition at Costco and remembering a lady from food court.

26 Funniest Tweets Of The Day, Because You Were Going To Keep Scrolling Anyway

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Getting recognized at Costco should count as being a local celebrity. You’ve put in the hours, and now someone at the food court remembers you. That’s community, and frankly, it’s nice to see someone getting something out of their membership.

That tweet made us laugh today, along with someone accidentally downloading the Zoom logo instead of joining a meeting. A perfectly reasonable stopping point for the workday, if you ask me. The effort was there.

Here are today’s funniest tweets, collected while I was supposed to be doing something else. Fortunately, collecting them eventually became the thing I was supposed to be doing.

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Tweet by Neet: as my final act of failure i will get a masters.
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Meghan's tweet about accidentally downloading the Zoom logo instead of joining a meeting.
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Twitter post by clara: if I say 'I'm gonna read this book soon,' please know that 'soon' could mean.
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Mo Mohler's tweet about wishing pizza came in stew form.
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Woman with short blonde hair looking at laptop with a serious expression.
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Tweet by jon drake about politicians having his phone number but not inviting him to Top Golf.
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Tweet by @Emmys about the 90s idiom 'so sue me' and giving ideas.
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Nadine Antoinette's tweet about girls' comfort shows and serial killers.
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Walmart produce section with cucumbers, tomatoes, and oranges, with prices and a manager’s special.
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Tweet by Devin about spending $6.06 on a gordita crunch and voting in midterms.
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Tweet by greg about recognition at Costco and remembering a lady from yesterday.
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Red toy car built on a truck chassis at a gas station.
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Twitter post by kk about talking to her cat like a human.
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Map of oil and gas locations in the U.S. and Canada with black dots.
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Tweet by Nate Armbruster about meal prep and eating chicken on Friday.
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Car with anti-pavement princess device emitting 850k lumen beam, causing permanent eye damage.
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Tweet by PontistGirl about buying an original Van Gogh coffee table with a missing veneer.
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Screenshot of an email declining a job offer, with the subject 'Build-A-Bear HR UK' and the message:.
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Two images of a pizza with a red sauce topping, one cooked and one raw, with a tweet about Rhode I.
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Twitter post by Sammy about Netflix sharing passwords in 2016 and 2026.
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21.

A tweet by The Real Rodney Lacroix about Jiffy Pop Popcorn, describing his experience over 42 mins.
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Sign advertising Cheetos Flamin' Hot chicken sandwich and drink, with trees and sky in background.
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Pastor Kyle's tweet about Ticketmaster's T standing for terrorist organization.
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Twitter post by @akafaceUS about awkwardness when holding a door open.
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Twitter post by maddie about shipping costs and delivery dates.
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Twitter post by Jason Goes to Hell about a grown woman saying 'weeewee'.
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