Tweet about losing scissors and them being packaged as a villain origin story.

35 Funny Tweets For Anyone Who’s Done Being Productive Today

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I don’t think I’ve ever finished everything I needed to do in a day. I’ve stopped doing things. That’s different. There’s always something I would be doing, technically.

Eventually, you have to call it. Whatever didn’t get done can get pushed to tomorrow’s list, where it will enjoy the company of several other tasks.

If you’ve reached that point today, here are some funny tweets to read while you officially become unavailable. And if you’re still getting things done, I admire your dedication. These will be here when you remember you’ve been reheating the same cup of coffee since breakfast.

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Krista's tweet about kids and phone use during a song download.
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Simon Holland tweet about high protein low calorie meals and shallow bowls.
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Tweet by Shannon about body function and a crying emoji.
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A tweet from Pan about explaining resume gaps and job application struggles.
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Twitter post by McErin about cropping notifications and insurance updates.
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Tweet from Nia asking if the place is closed, saying they locked the front door for fun.
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Tweet by PontistGirl: They're hiring at the comb factory. It's part time.
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Tweet by @BjaySwag about dinosaurs and birds.
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Employee Tears tweet asking how to mark a coworker as spam on Microsoft Teams.
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Person holding a tray with a large chocolate cake inside a car.
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Mariana Z's tweet about accepting her original weight of 7 lbs 5 oz.
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Twitter post about buying scissors because the lost ones are packaged in a way that requires them to.
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Twitter post by Blake Scholl about a hotel gym closed and a rabid bat.
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Tweet about Chug Taylor touching, with an image of a Celtics beer sneaker.
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Tweet by Jason Goes to Hell about visiting new places and trying different experiences.
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Cat with a pink leash looking up, meme about being disgustingly educated.
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Tweet by Henry 3000 about tinnitus and inner monologue.
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Friend's 50th birthday gift: a shower chair from Carmella Cannoli's tweet.
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Image of a burger with the Burger King logo and a tweet about nothing burgers.
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Twitter post by Teresa Sheffield about the Snooze Button and procrastination.
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A cat sitting in front of a TV showing a race with runners at the starting line.
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Tweet from BEAVE about doing stuff every day and feeling like it's a scam.
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Woman at desk with computer, looking bored, caption says she did nothing at work today.
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Twitter post by Steven about working with a 60+ year old woman named Geraldine.
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25.

Man tasting wine in a wine cellar, wearing glasses and apron.
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26.

We have titty sweat in October because y'all want to ask chatgpt why that person keeps treating you.
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Sarah Everett's tweet about saving 24 jam jars with her advent calendar.
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28.

Two burritos on Taco Bell napkins, one on a table and one in hand.
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Tweet about PDF to Word conversion without AI, from user @olivvrszn.
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Horatio Quartzjixler's tweet about never having access to an arena's t-shirt cannon.
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Two snowman cakes with different expressions in a bakery display.
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Twitter post by Chris about accepting all cookies from websites.
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Twitter post by anna about inventing sinuses that aren't full of snot.
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WhatsApp chat about students getting first hand job experience, with laughing emojis.
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Twitter post by corb: sent her a dick pic she said 'AI getting scary'.
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