55 Petty Revenge Stories From People Who Had Enough And Got Creative
I always think I’m going to be the bigger person until I’m given an opportunity to be mildly inconvenient. If you’re rude to me and then need to merge into my lane, I’m now very interested in maintaining a consistent following distance.
Some people have considerably more follow-through and determination, though. They’ll spend actual money or commit to a bit for several months just to get revenge. I can barely remember to take chicken out of the freezer for dinner tonight.
These petty revenge stories cover noisy neighbors, difficult coworkers, cheating partners, and other people who pushed people’s patience to the edge. A few definitely took things further than I would, but the creativity deserves some acknowledgment.
1. The Customer Who Refused To Give His Name Got Exactly That On His Coffee
“I used to manage a Starbucks, and when one of my baristas asked a guy his name, he just flipped out, belittled her, called her stupid, etc., and didn’t give a name. I took over the hand-off drinks and placed his drink just on the hand-off with no words. (I’ll add, it was a busy store with a lot of people waiting.)
“I just kept putting drinks out for about 10–15 minutes, and the douchebag walked up and picked up his drink (which was now lukewarm) and went, ‘Is this mine?’ I just responded with, ‘I don’t know, it doesn’t have a name on it.’”
via u/Thejustinset
2. The Restaurant Charged For The Tablecloth, So It Came Home With Them
“Went to a restaurant for brunch. Upon receiving my bill, I noticed a $3 charge for table linen. As I was leaving, I folded up the tablecloth. The waiter asked, ‘What are you doing?’ I said, ‘I paid for it; I’m taking it home.’ And I did.”
via u/pierced7
3. Her Husband Kept Gaming Instead Of Helping, So His Phone Developed Internet Problems
“My husband plays games on his phone instead of helping around the house and with his kids. This is after YEARS of me asking nicely/begging. We now use a router that I bought. I throttled the speed for his phone only.”
via missusmelonpan
4. The Noisy Students Next Door Were Successfully Sleep-Trained
“I lived on a quiet street with my children, but then the house next door was converted into a student house. I was pregnant with two young children when they moved in. The late-night partying was immediate: screaming, swearing, laughing, loud music, running about until 6 a.m. EVERY night, and my little son was crying every night because he was frightened and couldn’t sleep. Talking to them made no difference. So, I decided to sleep train them.
“Every day at 7 a.m., I put the TV against the wall and played Tweenies at full blast all day until evening. After three days, the students were successfully sleep-trained and the nighttime noise stopped.”
via jborrett793
5. She Removed Every Canned Food Label And Let Dinner Become A Surprise
“My brother did something to annoy his then-girlfriend. So she took all the labels off of his canned food in the cupboards. Are you opening a tin of beans? Or a tin of tomato sauce? Or cat food? Kinda hilarious.”
via u/WhoriaEstafan
6. The Cheating Ex’s DVR Suddenly Had A Very Specific Theme
“My ex cheated on me with a married man. He now lives with her, and I still have the login for her DVR. So, I logged in, erased all her shows, then only recorded the show Cheaters. Petty, but it makes me laugh.”
via u/redman2532
7. She Bought The Personalized License Plate Her Coworker Wanted
“My coworker had been bad-mouthing me and trying to get me fired from my job, so when she told my friend that she was getting a personalized plate for her car, I bought what she was trying to put on it just so she couldn’t have the license plate.”
via silverelf64
8. The Sunscreen Sprayer Went Home One Flip-Flop Short
“We were sitting by a pool, and a woman stood over my wife and started spraying sunscreen all over herself, and my wife. We asked her nicely to please move, and she ignored us and kept spraying. When we left, I took one of her flip-flops with me.”
9. The Office Egg Thief Found Out They Weren’t Hard-Boiled Anymore
“I used to bring a couple of hard-boiled eggs to work for a snack, and someone kept stealing them. Their thievery came to an abrupt halt the day I replaced them with two raw eggs.”
via censusprincess
10. The Rude Shopper Accidentally Inspired A Coconut Milk Buyout
“A few years ago, I was grocery shopping and needed coconut milk. When I got there, a young couple was standing in front of the area, arguing about whether their recipe needed coconut milk or cream. After waiting for a minute for them to resolve the issue, I realized I would be waiting for a long time, so I politely asked if I could just squeeze past.
“The woman turned around and told me to, ‘Just f***ing wait.’ Thankfully, her boyfriend had some manners and stepped back from the shelves, and his girlfriend, who continued to loudly complain that the world didn’t revolve around her, moved with him.
“Well, I don’t like being sworn at by strangers, so I decided to buy the entire store’s worth of coconut milk and cream, about £30 worth of pure pettiness. I have no regrets.”
via kayleighh46dc7e3cb
11. The Boxers Finally Found Their Way Off The Bathroom Floor
“When I first got married, my husband would leave his boxers on the bathroom floor EVERY SINGLE NIGHT. After asking, begging, and threatening violence to get him to put his boxers in the laundry basket, I just got sick of it and started wrapping his dirty drawers around his pillow every time he left them on the floor. I haven’t seen boxers on the floor for 19 years now ;)”
via ninacarlson
12. Her Roommates Found Out She Was Moving When The Fridge Left Too
“I used to share a house with three other girls who would constantly have parties on school days, even letting their friends go inside my bedroom. I was also the only one who cleaned the house, and they were, simply put, horrible.
“I tried to be as amicable as possible, since I’m bad with conflicts, but one day, two of my friends were with me (in my room, watching movies in silence), and they called my parents to complain about it (because my friends weren’t ‘good enough’ to be at the house). Since I have a close relationship with them, they were also pretty pissed about the situation and immediately helped me find a new place. Here’s my petty revenge…
“I had bought the fridge for the house, so I didn’t let them know I was moving out until the day of the move. I came home early (when no one would be at the house), took all their food out of the fridge, put it on the counter, grabbed my things, and moved out. I texted them to let them know about the situation only when I was fully settled in the new house.”
via samanthatapiaa
13. The Boss Banned Popcorn, But The Smell Stayed For Six Months
“I had a boss seven to eight years ago whom I hated; she was the fakest and most entitled person I had ever met. One day, she decided that she didn’t like the smell of microwave popcorn, so she waved her magic office wand and had it banned.
“Fast-forward a month or so. I was browsing Amazon and found one of those USB sticks that emit a smell when plugged in, the smell of buttered popcorn. I bought it and plugged it into the back of her computer, and she had the sweet smell of Pop Secret in her office for six months. She complained almost every day. It’s the sweetest revenge I’ve ever tasted.”
via u/weshric
14. He Stole A Water Bottle And Got Every Drop Of It
“This kid stole my water bottle. I opened it up and left it inside his backpack.”
via u/spartan-44
15. The Cheating Husband’s Shirts Developed A Mysterious Button Problem
“I know someone whose husband had an affair with the neighbor, so she kicked him out. His stuff was still in the house for a few months while they were going through divorce proceedings, so she took a pair of scissors and cut a button off every single one of his shirts. He got suspicious after a while, but she insisted it must be something with the washing machine…”
via novindalf
16. The Dirty Dishes Were Waiting In Their Roommate’s Bed
“Had a roommate who would cook huge meals but never washed the dishes. We were a house of six, so the five of us would constantly get on her about at least using the dishwasher.
“One day, she cooked a huge meal and then left for the weekend, LEAVING THE LEFTOVERS OUT ON THE STOVE AND TWO SINKS FULL OF DISHES. One of my roommates called me at work to warn me about the situation at home.
“When I got home, I took every pot, pan, dish, and fork and piled them on her bed. She came back two days later. Never had a problem again.”
via google_111288789788060830592
17. The Tea Bags Found A New Home In Her Wallet
“My missus leaves tea bags in the sink, so I put them in her wallet.”
via [deleted user]
18. The Test Copier Didn’t Know The Answers Were In Code
“Back when I was in high school, there was a kid in my math class who decided to…cheat off my tests. I was in a huge class, the teacher was oblivious, and this kid was aggressive AF.
“So, for our next test, I made a little key for myself: A=D, C=B, etc. I filled out the test, waited for him to turn his in and leave, then quickly changed the answers back. …
“A few days later the dude came up to me in the hall and asked how I did on the math test. ‘Oh, terrible. I think I failed. I’m not really very good at math.’ Last time he ever tried to cheat off me.”
via tamio2
19. The Chair Adjuster Finally Got A Surprise Of Her Own
“I had a coworker who used to constantly adjust my desk chair if she ever needed to use my computer, no matter how many times I asked her to either roll her own chair over or just stand for the brief time she used my computer.
“I have a hip full of arthritis, so it would always send a jolt of pain down my leg and up my back whenever I’d slam into my suddenly readjusted seat.
“One morning, before she came in, she changed my seat again, so I sat in hers, lowered it as low as it would go, then enjoyed the look of shock on her face as she fell an extra 6 inches or so into her chair when she went to sit.
“I said something dumb like, ‘Oh wow, did someone change your chair? So weird. I wonder who did that.’ And she never adjusted my chair again.”
via beaglerock
20. The Bad Parker Spent A While Looking For Damage That Didn’t Exist
“I put a note on my friend’s car while he was parked in a parking lot that said: ‘Sorry for the damage. Don’t park like an idiot next time!’
“No one did anything to his car, but he was freaking out, looking over his entire car multiple times to figure out where the damage was…I want to add that he constantly parked over the lines and sometimes in handicapped spaces. He did not have a disability. I’m not friends with him anymore.”
via mimi777
21. The Mother’s Day Flowers Had A Very Short Assignment
“My mother-in-law tried to break up my marriage, she had always been mean to me. My hubby asked me to buy her a bouquet of flowers for Mother’s Day. I phoned in the order with a request to use only the flowers that had the shortest life span in her bouquet. They didn’t last two days. Petty? Yes, but oh so satisfying.”
via sandyra
22. Every Pair Of Black Socks Became Slightly Wrong
“One time, my husband pissed me off over something that I can’t even remember now, so my petty revenge was to take all of his black socks (the only color he wears) and intentionally mismatch every single pair when I folded them. Crew socks with knee-high, ankles with dress socks, etc. It was the gift that kept on giving. 😆”
via staciet4e7ad0e39
23. The TV Was “Broken” In Three Different Ways
“My brother-in-law did something to irritate my wife back when they were in high school. My wife turned off the TV, wrote ‘broken’ on a piece of paper taped to the TV, shut off the power strip, and flipped the batteries around in the remote. Took my brother-in-law several days to figure it out.”
via u/SteevyT
24. The Flatmate’s Car Became A Popular Bird Destination
“I caught my flatmate telling lies about me to some mutual friends. I made plans to move out the next month. In the meantime, she went out of town for a week and left her car parked in its usual spot in the parking lot. I threw birdseed on it every morning and evening, so when she came home, the birds wouldn’t leave her car alone.”
via u/otefl
25. A Hidden Mouse Made This Coworker’s Computer Seem Possessed
“I once had a colleague I hated (he was very condescending and really arrogant), so I put an extra Bluetooth receiver in his computer for a computer mouse and kept the mouse in my drawer. I would just open my drawer and it would mess him right up. Kept it going for like two months. He was about to murder the world when I thought I better stop.”
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26. The Roommate Came Home To Several Hours Of Enya
“I had a roommate in college who would blare their TV and talk loudly on speakerphone well into the night. I was young and scared to confront them about it, but after a semester, I had had enough.
“One time, before going out, I put my speakers up against our shared wall and blasted Enya’s ‘Only Time’ on endless repeat. I also locked my door so they couldn’t come in to turn it off. I got back around 3 a.m.”
via [deleted user]
27. The Classmate Who Never Helped Got Some Very Unhelpful Notes
“I had a guy in school who would always skip class and then ask for my notes. We had a group project worth almost 40% of our grade, and he did zero work. …
“So, instead of just saying no the next time he asked for notes, I took the low road and began giving him edited versions. I would leave items out of lists, incorrectly define things or just straight-up write stuff that makes no sense.
“An example of the crap I would put in: ‘To calculate return on investment, subtract your yearly earnings from your current bank balance, then multiply by Echer’s factorial (4.22).’
“If he had even once bothered to crack the text, he would have figured it out, but that apparently would have been too much effort for him. He retook that class.”
28. One Laundry Day Left Him Sparkling For Months
“I put glitter in my friend’s laundry in university. He had pranked me the week before, and a week later, he was doing all his laundry at once. I got some glitter from the craft store and put half a vial into each of his loads of laundry. He was fabulous for months afterward.”
via u/MenudoMenudo
29. The Cookie Thieves Had Some Questions About The New Recipe
“I used to buy small treat bags of gourmet cookies from a local bakery a few years ago. I would eat maybe one a day, but they were a treat for me.
“Back then, my husband and I had a retail store and a few friends that would hang out at the store…and they would just help themselves; they had no self-control and wouldn’t even ask. I would buy the bag of cookies for me, and they’d be gone. I’d try to hide them but couldn’t.
“So, I bagged up a bunch of dog treats from the local pet food store that looked like cookies for people and were about the same size as the ones I bought from the bakery. I placed them where all the guys could see them, waited, and yep, they tried them.
“They asked if they were a bad batch or maybe the bakery missed an ingredient or two in the dough. I waited until they tried to eat more than three each…then told them they were dog treats. They never touched my cookies again.”
via [deleted user]
30. The Moviegoer Who Didn’t Need His Ticket Suddenly Needed His Ticket
“I used to work in a theater. During the last showing of the night, I checked a guy’s ticket, tore it, and went to give it back. He said, ‘I don’t need it.’ I said, ‘You do if you want to see your movie.’ He said, ‘Nope!’ and walked to his theater.
“I did the rest of the line, went into the theater, and asked for his ticket; he didn’t have one, so out the door he went.”
via kzich84
31. The Bulky Lunch Box Got A Taste Of Its Own Medicine
“Someone in my office would always crush lunches with his gigantic lunch box. Either he ate bricks or lead, I don’t know, but I always came to the office fridge and found that my lunch was in pieces.
“So, after three bouts of this, and numerous notes from myself and other colleagues, I carefully removed his lunch box, emptied the contents (a gigantic sandwich, a Twinkie, chips, some vegetables, and a few other bits), and ran over them with my car.
“I carefully packed it back in, and put it back. He kept his lunch in a cooler by his cube from then on.”
32. A Childhood Magic Trick Became A Delayed Rat Scare
“When I was a kid, I got the Sabrina, the Teenage Witch Magic Handbook, it was full of kiddie experiments and pretty fun.
“My older sister had upset or annoyed me about something, so I tried out one of the ‘tricks’ from the book: You fill a cup with water and corn kernels, put some tinfoil on top of the cup, and then the kernels eventually pop, and it makes noise against the tinfoil.
“I put it under her bed, and it took a few days to ‘work,’ so I completely forgot about it, until one night, I woke up to my two sisters whispering. It had popped in the middle of the night, and she thought there was a rat under her bed.”
via u/caca_milis_
33. The Third Grader Who Was Denied Cinnamon Bread Took Everyone Down With Them
“In third grade, I was falsely accused by the hall monitor of talking during quiet time. Even after my dad came in and spoke to the teacher, she still punished me by keeping me from watching a movie and eating cinnamon bread with everyone else.
“The day before the class watched the movie and ate snacks, I unplugged the bread makers before we left school so no one would get any. I figured if I can’t have it, no one can.”
via u/firedrafter
34. His Double-Click Suddenly Required A Little More Commitment
“Speeding up a coworker’s double-click speed and watching him squirm when his normal double-clicking speed isn’t working.”
via u/reloadingnow
35. The Toilet Paper Stash Left With His Wife
“My ex-brother-in-law was emotionally and mentally abusive to my sister. He had irritable bowel disease and spent a lot of time on the toilet doing his business, and he had stocked up on toilet paper when everyone was buying them at the start of the pandemic.
“So, when she decided to leave him, I helped her move out, and we took the whole stash of toilet paper. Now, whenever she needs a laugh, I send her a picture of toilet paper.”
via sgroove91
36. The Coworker Spent The Day Fielding Calls About Two Free Goats
“A guy at work pissed me off, so I placed this Craigslist ad with his phone number: ‘Two free goats. Hablas español.’ He spent the rest of the day getting calls every 15 minutes or so.”
via u/JoeySalamander
37. The Former Roommate Suddenly Had Plenty Of Gym And Zillow Updates
“I had a terrible roommate who was once my best friend (long story). When she finally moved out, I used her email to sign up for all the gym email newsletters/notifications and Zillow listings.”
via SurfSummer
38. The Salad Dressing Thief Got A Whole New Blend
“In seventh grade, I used to take a homemade lunch to school. We prepared our own salad dressing (lemon juice, salt, oil, etc.), and one kid decided to steal it and drink it before lunchtime.
“I asked him not to, but he continued to drink it and started doing so in one gulp, so I couldn’t stop him. So, instead of making a huge deal, I prepared two salad dressings. One that I would actually use on my salad, and another that had all the liquid condiments I could find in my mom’s kitchen. It was really fun to see his face as he drank it. He never stole my salad dressing again.”
via u/pipenho
39. She Found A Way To Get The Divorce Paperwork Filed
“Dealing with a cheating husband who claimed that he would file for divorce, but he totally didn’t want to until I threatened to do it. Then, he dragged on taking the paperwork to court to file.
“So I decided that I would celebrate his mistress’s birthday by pissing him off all day. I deliberately texted him about little things I knew would piss him off (especially if I included the mistress’s name, lol), and when he was good and mad, I sent him the TikTok video I found of them together.
“He sent another vague apology for cheating on me for 14 years, so I laughed that off. It pissed him off so much, HE TOOK THE DIVORCE PAPERWORK TO COURT AND FILED!
“He then gave me a sob story about how he ‘mourns his marriage ending,’ which I laughed off again and said that it was his own doing and to also thank the mistress for her help. He then blocked my phone. It was the most petty thing I’ve ever done, but well worth the effort!”
via doza75
40. The Family Scolding Came With Some Surprise Underwear At Work
“When I was a kid, I used to put underwear in my parent’s pockets and work bag whenever I was scolded. Petty delight, but now I feel bad for involving her work stuff because I know that all the hard work was for me.”
via limag
41. The Ex’s White Car Got An Oreo Coating In The Middle Of Winter
“I had an ex-boyfriend in high school who came up to me at lunch and accused me of making up a rumor about him (I didn’t and still to this day have no idea what he was talking about) and then screamed/humiliated me in front of the entire cafeteria.
“A few weeks later, in the middle of winter, my friends went outside during lunch and spit chewed-up Oreos all over his white Neon. By the time he found it, they were frozen to the car. That’s friendship right there.”
via hugsandkisses74
42. The Husband Who Kept Forgetting Got A Very Smelly Reminder
“My husband was being a king-size ass one day, and every time I asked him to help me do something, he wouldn’t do it and would claim he ‘forgot’ while playing Call of Duty all night.
“I was cleaning his car out after a trip and found my daughter’s dirty diaper on the floor in the backseat. I ‘forgot’ it out there. Brand-new car smelled like a dumpster. 😈”
via boomcginty
43. The Threatening Client Acquired A Whole Lot Of Unwanted Email
“A client sent a super nasty and borderline death-threat email in response to my job informing all clients that we required vaccines/masks a few years ago. He was banned, and now he’s also signed up for 100+ junk emails every 30 seconds for the rest of his life.”
via shelbyhoughton
44. The Cookie Thief Got A Batch With A Little Extra Heat
“Decades ago, when my father was in high school, the school bully kept stealing his cookies from his lunch. After this happened a few times, my dad and grandma got together and made a special batch of cookies, basic sugar cookies with glorious red frosting. The red in the frosting was from cayenne pepper.”
via caircair
45. The Sandwich Thief Had To Wait His Turn For The Hall Pass
“This happened a while back, during study hall in eighth grade. I always brought two small sandwiches to school so I could have one at lunch and one in study hall, since our teacher let us eat in that class.
“One day, I was about to eat my sandwich, but I left to use the bathroom. As I walk back in the classroom, I see the kid in front of me eating my sandwich. I was pretty annoyed, but it was nothing serious at this point, so I confront him politely, and he denies it. I left my sandwich on my desk the next day just to make sure it was him, and what do you know, it is.
“On the third day, I came up with a plan. I put habanero cheese on my sandwich and then doused it all in ghost pepper sauce, it was everywhere, but luckily, it didn’t smell spicy.
“I get to study hall…leave my trap sandwich on my desk, and get up to use the restroom. This time, I take as long as I can, and end up wandering the halls of the school. I did this because…only one person was allowed to leave the class at a time, even for water.
“After about 10 minutes, I come back to class to be greeted by the sandwich thief, crying hysterically with a bright red face, waiting for the hall pass. He was in the bathroom for the rest of the day.”
via u/iwmcguy
46. The Cheating Ex Lost Every Pocket In His Wardrobe
“My ex had been cheating on me the entire five years we were together. I was young and dumb and thought he would clean up his act. The final straw was one night when he came home and fell asleep on the couch.
“One of his stores had caught fire recently, and another had been robbed, so he was working 16-plus-hour days. His phone went off, and I checked it, just to make sure it wasn’t important, to know if he could sleep or if I should wake him up. Nudes.
“Dumped a bucket of ice-cold water on him, kicked him out into a snowstorm, and proceeded to cut out all the pockets of all the pants in his wardrobe. All the utility pockets, all the back pockets, all of them were cut out. IDGAF.”
via bbvonpinkbunz
47. The Pumpkin Display Was Much Sturdier This Year
“Every year, the neighborhood jerk would run over my friend’s pumpkin/fall display at the end of his driveway. My friend decided to put a stop to it. He withdrew money from his savings account so he would have enough to buy the largest pumpkin he could find, along with several large bags of Quikrete. Filled that puppy up and made a real pretty display.
“The guy broke the axle of his shotty car when he hit that pumpkin, couldn’t even drive away. My friend had his car towed away, too.”
48. The Lunch Thief Got Three Days Of Increasingly Bad Lunches
“For people who steal others’ lunches, you deserve what you get. Some bum at my job was doing it for weeks before I started paying them back. A couple of berry (prune) smoothies, ghost pepper curry, and tasty tuna fish (cat food) sandwiches. Meanwhile, I’m eating McDonald’s in my car. The food stealing stopped after three days. 😑”
via Arihat
49. Grandma Made A Special Batch Of Brownies For The Lunch Thief
“Back when my mom was in school, she said someone would always steal both her brothers’ lunches. So, one day, my grandma made brownies and put laxatives in them. Their lunch never got stolen again.”
via mayork13
50. His Father’s Hair Products Had Been Working Against Each Other For Years
“My brother was manipulated at a young age (maybe 8 or 9) into keeping my father’s affair a secret after he found condoms in my dad’s gym bag. My dad basically told my brother it would be his fault and the family would be destroyed if anyone found out.
“Fast-forward six or seven years when everyone found out because he got caught with his mistress in his classroom after school (he’s a high school teacher).
“My mom decided to leave him, and my brother wrote my dad a scathing letter about how horrible a father and husband he was, and ended it by letting my dad know he’d been putting Nair (hair removal) in his Rogaine (hair-growth treatment) for the last two or three years.”
via rbrynielson
51. The Tailgater Could Have Just Passed
“This guy in an El Camino was aggressively tailgating me in the slow lane, on the highway. Traffic was light, so he could have passed easily. I was in an SUV. I saw metal debris in the road ahead of me; I knew I could clear it, and did. He wasn’t so lucky.”
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52. His Toothbrush Got Reassigned To Bathroom Cleaning
“My now-ex-husband told me that he wanted a divorce and I wasn’t worth fighting for. This was right before he left me penniless and borrowing money for food. He didn’t leave for two weeks and got pissed when I wasn’t still doing his laundry. I cleaned the toilet with his toothbrush.”
via Sixthtryatadamnusername
53. The Cheating Husband’s Aftershave Got An Unwelcome New Ingredient
“My husband of 28 years suddenly had new clothes and aftershave at Christmas. I asked him where they came from, and he hedged on his answer. Shortly after, I found out he was having an affair, and I told him to leave.
“When he was packing, I went in the bathroom, took the aftershave, peed in it, and then put it back in his bag. I know it’s petty, but after 30 years, my friends and I still laugh! He never found out. I hope his girlfriend enjoyed my scent!”
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54. The Younger Brother Suddenly Had A Bed-Wetting Problem Too
“When I was a kid, I had a bed-wetting problem. I’m not ashamed of this now, as thousands of other kids have had the same problems, at the time, however, this was humiliating.
“My younger brother started telling other kids around school how extensive the issue was. I was mortified. Even after our mother told him to knock it off, he continued. So, I decided to level the playing field. …
“I stood over him as he slept one night and pissed on him. The next morning, my mom was horrified and wound up taking a call from my grandmother. ‘I don’t know what to do, now BOTH of them are pissing the bed,’ she explained, clearly frustrated.
“After a few more times of ‘framing’ my brother as a bed-wetter, he completely stopped using my embarrassing problem as entertainment.”
via u/hardybe
55. The Loud Neighbors Received A Frozen Delivery Under Their Door
“I lived in an apartment with a roommate. We had neighbors who would throw wild parties pretty frequently and often during the week.
“One day my roommate, who had to be awake early, had had enough and decided to piss on a metal pizza pan and stick it in the freezer. After a wild party, he pulled the pan out, flipped it upside down, giving him a frozen disk of piss, and then slid that disk under their door where it would melt on their fully carpeted entryway.
“Woke up to them shouting at the people who crashed at their place about who pissed on the floor and WTF was wrong with them.
“Wish I could say they toned down their parties, but they didn’t, and they eventually got evicted.”
via u/Sharcbait