25 Funniest Tweets Of The Day To Scroll Through While Your Weekend Plans Get Less Ambitious
Friday dinner should be easy, but it still requires more thought than anything I did all week. I don’t want to cook, and picking a restaurant is impossible. We both say we’re fine with anything, then immediately establish that we are absolutely not fine with anything.
By the time we agree on something, I’ve eaten enough shredded cheese out of the bag to make dinner obsolete.
Fortunately, picking today’s funny tweets involved considerably less negotiation. I found some jokes I liked, put them together, and nobody asked me to check whether there was a cheaper delivery option. Enjoy these while you figure out what you’re eating tonight.
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![[falling from airplane] Me: switching phone off of airplane mode.](https://pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/funniest-tweets-of-the-day-10-23-26-21.png)
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